DP’s Blog From Sundance, Not That You Even Care…

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The good times on other people’s dimes doesn’t stop for me and the Rafinator. One of the keys to doing your thing at Sundance is believing that you belong here.

“I wear my sunglasses at night.”

I’ve always masked my inferiority complex with a superiority complex. That’s what makes me fit in perfectly with these shallow Hollywood types. That and the fact that I made my own press credential at home. I can’t be stopped.

RAFI has been putting in work himself. He spotted HAMMER and NELSON GEORGE and set up the interviews. Neither of us has been bullshitting over here and I think our dedication to our grizzly is starting to ring bells.

When I come back to the eastside I will have a gang of rap for y’all. I learned a lot of shit by talking to other filmmakers and content creators that came through Sundance. The biggest lesson I take from here is one that I already knew. I might be here in Park City, Utah but I didn’t get here by myself. It wasn’t even the cats that paid for my hotel, plane and per diem that put me in this town. It was you right there on the other side of the monitor.

Since before we had the website up and running and we were doing e-mail blasts about all the same bullshit you were right there. TAM, I see you out there. BILLY, NADIRA, DUANE, ALI, MIKE, ARG… Too many of y’all to name. Y’all sent me here. Y’all made me an ‘Internets Celebrity’.

Episode Three is on the web. We call it ‘Celeb Status’. Me and RAFI get at the local Park City residents and try to find out what the Sundance festival means to them. check it out.

20 Responses to “DP’s Blog From Sundance, Not That You Even Care…”

  1. J says:

    Holy shit, that dakota fanning talk got me crying. dallas penn and rafi, you guys are half way up mount olympus to becoming internet gods. Keep stylin on em

  2. conor says:

    Yeah I was a late bloomer for the dallaspenn bus, but I’m proud of you that you made it thus far. There’s only better things destined for you now. I can’t wait to watch eps. 2 & 3 when I get home. The sidekick is my only means for internets @ work.

    Anyway congrats again for bein the badass you are.

  3. apple halsey says:

    daaaaakoooootaaaahhhhhh faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanning

  4. P-Matik says:

    YouTube is blocked here at the J-O but you da man, son.

  5. FaTBoY says:

    Funny ass mini movie, keep’em coming.

    Smart move turning down the joy ride Dallas, you don’t want to have to explain to the authorities out there, why you’re in the car with 2 high school chicks. Let alone 2 white high school chicks. You know; you being african american and all.

  6. Candice says:

    I am hopping on my Grandmother’s back RIGHT NOW…

  7. Robbie says:

    “Local celebrity…not so much talent”

    Haha, best drop so far.

  8. FaTBoY says:

    I got some breaking news!

    Dallas, I know you on your grind and everything, but I also remember you saying aint nobody safe this year. So would you do a post on Mystikal? I just read over at XXL’s website that he just got released.

  9. 2 black guys in UTAH?? what are the odds!!!!

  10. twerkolator says:

    i’m the opposite of you dallas – i mask my superiority complex with an inferiority complex…

  11. twerkolator says:

    “you know the world wide web? that’s us…”

    that should be you and Rafi’s motto!

  12. Vik says:

    co-sign with twerkolator^^^ you know the www? that’s us.

    looks like you guys are havin fun out there.

  13. Amadeo says:

    I just thought you guys should know that Tom Arnold is going to bite your steez a few days late…but I know the originators.

  14. Tiffany says:

    Can’t wait to read all about it when you get back!

    “The little girl voice” was killing me!!!!

  15. chuck says:

    dallas
    i admire your decision not to shave
    even hair growth all over your head keeps your brain at an even temperature
    you humor and wit are sharper than ever
    get the hell out of utah before they find out you are jewish

  16. Skeeter Valentine says:

    another nice one…needa be quicker with those ways of getting around though

  17. J™ says:

    Dallas, you better check Leno. He’s Tom Arnold bitin’ you and Rafi’s steez.

  18. J™ says:

    He’s *got* Tom Arnold bitn’ your steez

  19. 911 says:

    * Better bring back some free shit *………

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