GEORGE KARL would be better off coaching a college basketball team. Watching the Nuggets beat the Lakers last night gave me this realization. He’s like RICK PITINO with his in-game coaching style and he has the sartorial style of Oscar Madison.
Give the Knicks’ ISAIAH THOMAS GEORGE KARL’s lineup and he would be curing cancer.
And if you have to select a DEAN SMITH disciple to replace KARL I’m sure JAMES WORTHY could use a paycheck (and some Denver hookers).
For one brief moment this week STEVIE FRANCHISE owned New York City.
KOBE BRYANT was starting to believe the hype that he had made a full comeback into the graces of DAVID STERN’s bosom. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself KOBIATCH.
LeBRON is the number one son and ARENAS is more marketable internationally unless you start speaking all Italian in the after-game press conferences.
L BOOGIE’s scoring per game is down almost 5 points since the Commish forced him and other players to take off their pantyhose.
I think that all the players should wear leotards with capes and luchador masks.
That would be ill.