I had been siting on these pics for several months in the hope of creating a spinoff show to ‘America’s Next Top Model’ and ‘America’s Most Wanted’. It was going to be a reality show where all of these ladies lived in a house together and killed each other until only one person was left. I even received some writing help from several of my blog author buddies, but alas the censors (my imagination) disallowed the drop. So these photos have languished in my secret galleries until now.
Instead of killing off these ladies how about we let them live, and let them show our children how to live as well. It’s Women’s History Month and we should admire and respect the talents of all women. including the criminally insane. Imagine that some of these women were furloghed from their prison sentences to work at the local day care center (this happens in Black neighborhoods – everyday), which one of these women’s criminal talents do you think would serve our children best? Let’s take a look at the contestants…
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DEBORA KAREN TOOLE Resisting arrest Driving without a valid license Stolen license plate on vehicle |
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VIVIAN DOROTHY MAE KNIGHT Scheme to defraud Criminal possession and use of personal identification |
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VISION CIERRA WALLACE Possession of cocaine Intent to deliver |
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ANGELA DAWN McCOURT Driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. |
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VALINDA MARITTA BROWN 11 counts of dealing in stolen property |
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ESSIE BELL SPELL Violation of probation Warrant for one count of battery battery on firefighter or intake officer |
The two that are smiling are the most dangerous ones out of the bunch. I say Dorothy Mae…she was just trying to cash her ex-boyfriends check who used to beat on her.
my boys nanny was arrested for being drunk and disorderly when she passed out a bus stop in the middle of the day while taking the twins to the zoo….it was a sad state of affairs I tell you!
dorothy mae is ugly. don’t need my kids coming up around that. i’ll take valinda brown. nonviolent crime, chubby, and looks moderately pleasant. she might be a booster in her spare time, but fat guls typically luh da kids!
You need a gully WG like Amy Fischer around to hold heat, bust her gun, and take the charge know she’ll get off with a very light sentence. In regards to these other broads this is why I’ll just put my moms into early retirement and take care of mmy seeds when I start knocking out my six pack because between those Nanny-Cam videos of some rando bitch hitting kids and these mugshots child care is a muhfucka…
(BTW – Where do you find this shit at?!?!?!)
Essie Bell Spell……her name has a certain ring to it.
Ayo Dallas was there anyreason for the SHoe size request are you going to hit us with the Transformer joints
I Fux,
Where did I request your shoe size? Do you even read these drops?
You ain’t gon’ win the pool anyways
Man, that Angela McCourt looks like a hellacious nightmare!! Not to say the rest are beauty queens, but gotdamn I’d be calling EARL and shuddering for a month if I ever walked into a daycare center and saw her Freddy Krueger bride lookinazz taking care of somebody’s kids!!! But lawd that monstrous Vivian is a close second!!
Shit like this freaks me out…opened the post half expecting to see my son’s nanny in here…she looks sane enough but can you ever be too careful?wouldn’t leave him with any of those broads tho, no sir