Even Fox Network Outsources American Talent…

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The new Republican endorsed corporate model for outsourcing American jobs to India has even come into the music industry. Fox televsion’s curiously popular show ‘American Idol’ continues to attract viewers even though the aggregate talent of all the contestants on that show can fit inside of a Dixie cup.

This may be one of those situations where people love to stare at the car accident in order to see a dead body. In any case, the show’s producers have teamed up with shock jock HOWARD STERN and MySpace and the Devil in Hell to give us this season’s emotional darling contestant.

SANJAYA MALAKAR is that perfect storm of non-talent and media generated charisma. My girl FRESH at Crunk & Disorderly loves dude to death, but her sarcasm is too much to bear. I have yet to turn on my television and watch this dude perform. I just refuse to let CableVision record my cable box tuned into that garbage that spawned CARRIE UNDERWOOD and JENNIFER HUDSON.

9 Responses to “Even Fox Network Outsources American Talent…”

  1. miss ahmad says:

    well let me first thank AI for paying my bills and secondly say that Sanjaya doesn’t sound any worse than this scrawny lil white girl I heard singing in the park about ten years ago named Britney Spears.

    AI is television and the boy is pure entertainment. J Hud has an Oscar and Carrie has a Grammy there’s enough for everyone;-)

  2. RD says:

    D, I know you ain’t hatin on J-hud. Common dude. oh yeah, i’m back in this piece.

    RD

  3. VEe says:

    Hopefully this is the last Sanjaya post. I’m just saying.

  4. 40 says:

    Everytime I see dude I think of “Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories” when he was talking about Shalimar’s Mickey Free….

  5. Amadeo says:

    They talk about this dude on the morning news here more than they do national politics.

  6. Tiffany says:

    @ Amadeo…YES!!! I don’t even know what the hell’s going on in Iraq.

    I catch the results show to see if this dude is looking at the front door. Doesn’t appear that way. Even if he gets kicked off the show, he’ll prolly make a lil’ change. Made in America.

  7. 40 says:

    Sanjaya = Outsourced DeBarge Member

  8. twerkolator says:

    did y’all see his sister’s t’s on that one video…she could get it, right?

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