I always knew that FANTASIA BARRINO was a bride of one of the four horsemen.
Ms. BARRINO reveals in a televised interview that she is functionally illiterate. She was able to navigate her way thru the American Idol contest because she chose only songs that she knew the words to (and probably everyone else on that show is a ‘tard also). Since winning the contest homegirl has signed dozens of recording and endorsement contracts. I wonder if she signs her name by scrawling an ‘X’?
She revealed that her disability had prevented her from ever applying for a job. How do you think she managed to get thru the A.I. screening process? They are going to have to do a better job vetting their contestants. Is that show still on T.V. anyhoo?!?
To top things off FANTASIA also reveals that she was raped in a school auditorium. Now I feel bad for her that she couldn’t read the sign that said High School and thought it said Hotel.
FANTASIA hopes one day to be able to read to her daughter the memoir book she has written. O.K. Hold the phone! How the fuck did she write a book when she can’t read?!? I am here agonizing over the chapters and content of my two (2) books and I can barely find the time to work on them.
I have to go now. I am going to stick my head in the oven and get this torturous life over with.
>To top things off FANTASIA also reveals that she was raped in a school auditorium. Now I feel bad for her that she couldn’t read the sign that said High School and thought it said Hotel.
Man, I’m trying not to laugh at this one…..whoops, too late.