DEETWAH IS THE BUSINESS!

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The Detroit Pistons are fucking men. It wasn’t even pretty either, but they’ve climbed to a commanding three-oh lead on the the Chicago Bulls with classic Trailblazer-era play from RASHEED WALLACE. ‘SHEED is returning to the respect level that he had in the Association back when Portland was my favorite Western club.

The other reason I’m rooting for the ‘D’ is because of their roster. Peep this collection of Association ne’er do wells and castaways…

CHRIS WEBBER
ANTONIO McDYESS
DALE DAVIS
LINDSEY HUNTER
NAZR MOHAMMED
FLIP MURRAY

And the starters like CHAUNCEY BILLIPS and RIP HAMILTON have played for six different teams between the both of them. The Detroit Pistons are like AL DAVIS’ Raiders teams from the 80’s built up with journeymen and castoffs from around the league.


Update: Dallas Mavericks 7ft. Wig Brusher DIRK NOWITZKI will receive the Association’s 2007 Most Valuable Player award. Do you think this hump will do the right thing and give it back?

AMARE STOUDEMIRE = STOP SNITCHING!

7 Responses to “DEETWAH IS THE BUSINESS!”

  1. x7an says:

    no doubt. I been waiting to see cwebb get a ring ever since I was sitting in shock over my man splash’s house as he let out illy-blunt induced laughter at the fact that cwebb had called the time out and that some of us had been foolish enough to believe that the fab-5 could beat the mighty tar heels.

    dallas fucked me all up losing to the warriors. i was hoping for a dallas/detroit series where cwebb and the boys cleared em out in 6 games.

  2. Brokeham says:

    -Sheed and Webber are the best reckless weed owner outfit in the NBA. Ever? I dont know who else comes close.

    -This nigga Stoudemire is sad as fuck. This nigga looks like a monster.

    -Steve Nash will soon be sipping Chardonnay with sad ass Dirk, talking about teamwork.

    -How much weed do you think Phil Jackson smokes a day?

    -Detroit. RIP J Dilla.

  3. Candice says:

    Rasheed…..Philly’s hometown boy.
    CWebb…..needs a ring.

    I am pulling for the Big D. Colored Gators for errybody.

  4. Eloheem Star says:

    I always rolled with Rasheed. He is one of my favorite players of all times. One of the only good players to come out of North Carolina. I really dig Tayshaun Prince’s game too. Dirk Nowitzki… Dirk is a fraud, He’s been exposed. It might bring back the NBA if he gave back the award and came back to win the championship next year.
    Speaking of Stop Snitching Mark Cuban Dropped one on Donald trump.

  5. Amadeo says:

    Damn doing it with the Al Davis fomula…when the hell will Al Davis get it together?

  6. Vee says:

    Think Detroit can stop the Suns run? or can they outlast the Spurs. I don’t know but I’m watching. Personally, I hope Kurt Thomas and Shawn Marion get a ring, they also deserve it. Shawn has been putting in consistent work throughout his career. Rasheed and company could definitely use another ring. And I ain’t mad at big Tim getting another one.

    Can the Jazz or the Warriors possibly upset the Spurs or the Suns?

    Bowen frustrates a lot of cats in the game, but I ain’t mad at Stoudamire. He’s not snitching, homey just don’t want to go out with an injury. Some b-ball players are crafty and know what buttons to push. But I like how Raja Bell said he’s not with using the word dirty, and is not siding with his teammate. Raja simply said that Amare is allowed to express how he feels.

  7. FaTBoY says:

    Peep dem Air Force Ones Sheed got on. His kicks hot but his haircut game is fucked the fucked up.

    Them Pistons come to play err night. And in the back court with Billiups and Hamilton, I think they got the best 1-2 punch in the league. A pure point guard and a pure shooter.

    Dirk should give that damn trophy back! How the hell you the mvp of the league and you at the house right now?!! The MVP thrives on pressure and wants the ball in crunch time. Dirk aint that type of dude, never has been.
    It was evident in the finals last year and proven again in the first round against Golden State.

    Amare did snitch but he aint said nothing we aint already know. Bowen is a fucking hit man for hire. He done put in a lot of work and put dudes out for mad games. Ask Ray Allen, ask Vince Carter. That’s what he do….. go in and try to take out the best player on the opposing team, all the while trying to make it look like an accident.

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