How boring are the NBA Playoffs? Last year I told the NBA to do away with the East-West seeding brackets by simpling installing a 1 through 16 seeding bracket. If I could have seen Phoenix and Dallas in a high scoring Finals I would have been happy. As it is I will tune in to see what San Antonio and Detroit have to say.
I think basketball is swooning now because of the nature of athleticism and the parameters of the game itself. What if the goal were heightened three more feet? This would stop all these ridiculous dunks and maybe SHAQUILLE O’NEAL would start jumping again. I would totally support the use of dwarfs as basketballs. The NBA tried that bullshit microfiber ball this season and everyone hated it. Dwarfs are better as long as you don’t dribble them by their chipped teeth.
How about letting defenders use baseball bats to stop ball handlers from attempting layups? That should be good for a little cross-sport synergy with America’s favorite pastime. I just know that Major League Baseball would totally subscribe to almost anything right now to appear hip again. How about free cocaine night at the arenas and the ballparks?
Damn, I am like a marketing wizard.
I don’t know about the “innovations,” but I do like the idea of seeding running 1-16.
You must have been reading my mind, after Dallas got eliminated and then Phoenix bit the dust, I quit that bitch! And then when the Jazz made it, i was done, the only exciting team left is Detroit
How about free cocaine night at the arenas and the ballparks?
^^^ damn Genius Cocaina and Viagra is that “ish” in Diego
correction genius, Cocaina and Viagra are that “ish” period
Dallas got they ass whooped.
Phoenix got fucked over.
Golden State let me down.
The 4 teams remaining aren’t that interesting to watch.
Detroit is going through the motions.
Lebron and the Cavs aint ready yet.
Jazz aint got shit for Duncan.
The spurs are too damn boring.
Ha! D you’re wrong for that pic!
If you think the Spurs are boring, you haven’t watched NBA basketball since like ’99. Tony Parker. Not boring. Manu Ginobili. Not boring. Horry. He’ll blow you up if getting a clutch 3 is out of the question. Wanted to see a Dallas/Spurs rematch. And would have loved to see Golden State run through to the Western Conference Finals too.
After the NBA Draft Lottery my official postion is FUCK THE PLAYOFFS!! Oh yeah, and FUCK THE DRAFT!! One.
The Spurs are BORING! Who wants to see Tim Duncan hit 15 jumpshots of the backboard?! Dude is effective as hell but extremely boring.
That’s 1 player out of 5. You can’t possibly say Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili are BORING!
Derrich,
Your blog is boring. But you did get me to visit, so you win. Apologies for the trash talk.
And I wouldn’t mind a Spurs-Pistons finals rematch. After all, I completely missed the first time around.
Boring blog? BORING BLOG??? I got nothin’. I guess that’s the best we can hope for now. Spurs-Pistons.
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I’m all for free cocaine night!!! That shit would be euphoric!!!!!
LOL @ Combat Jack!
But seriously, Tim Dunkan is so pussy! He’s the type of player that will box you out while saying “excuse me”
^ I’m just sayin’.