Got A Rocket In My Pocket! (ReMix)

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Let me just say that you would have to be pretty naive to think that ROGER CLEMENS didn’t dope up in order to remain dominant in the game of baseball. Unlike BARRY BONDS, he has been able to mostly fly under the radar due to other factors here in America (read: Supremacy-The Inconvenient Truth). Contrary to the mainstream media stories, steroids and performance enhancing drugs don’t make regular players superstars, but they do allow superstars to shine for longer periods. The window of opportunity to be a viable professional athlete is small. Performance enhancing drugs allow that athlete a chance to add a brief extension to that window. It doesn’t last forever and the downside is that the post-retirement lifestyle is usually short as well. Just look at LYLE ALZADO.

Former major league pitcher JASON GRIMSLEY is putting peoples’ business on front street now that the F.B.I. is getting up in his shit like RICHARD GERE’s hamsters. I don’t feel bad for CLEMENS or for ANDY PETITTE or any players that are implicated for juicing. It sucks that the players are forced to take the whole weight like JANET was forced to bear that cross after her titty went on television. The baseball team owners are just as complicit as the players are. The Houston Astros trotted CLEMENS out for the home fans one last time before the season was to end. By doing so they pushed CLEMENS out of his normal spot in the rotation and thereby took a day of rest from him. The management says that this was a gift to the fans. I hope CLEMENS gets a nice bonus for the azzes that he puts in the seats at Minute Maid park. In any case, its clear to me who gets the kid glove treatment when the talk of using anabolic steroids is flung around. Clear as the cream and the clear.

6 Responses to “Got A Rocket In My Pocket! (ReMix)”

  1. Yup I wholeheartedly agree, why the fock is Royer Clemen not questioned in all honest he is as much a culprit as Barry Bonds but the Media completely ignores it and people try to say its because of Balco. Forget that I am pretty sure Grimsley has some ish on Royer …….

  2. 40 says:

    I’ll just leave it at this…

    If any brother tried to pull this exorbitant salary + only gotta pitch home games shillz-nillz in ANY sport the jock sniffing pencil pushers would have a heart attack talking about how “the integrity of the game has been compromised”. I ain’t mad at Rocket, if T.I. Turtleneck wants to bless you with such a deal then by all means take it. But I know BS when I see it. Membership has its privledges.

    VIVA LOS METS!!!!!!!!

  3. sangano says:

    maybe only cause uhmmm…and this is just a loooongg shot….but uhm…could it have anything to do with Barry Bonds breaking the most hallowed record in ALLLLL OF SPORTTTTSS???…..and then through Balco in to boot.

  4. sangano says:

    throw Balco in to boot!

  5. Sorry for the off-topic comment.

    Allow me a Dallas Penn bodega skit, type moment.

    I CALLED IT on the phenomenon that is Ana Ivanovic, word to Nostradamus
    http://elgringocolombiano.blogspot.com/2007/06/ana-ivanovic-daughters-shreiky.html

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