PUTTING IN WORK AT DP DOT COM…

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Cocaine… It’s a helluva drug.

It’s me snitches. Back for more than you bargained for. Back up in the place to be. Back on my blog grizzly. What the fuck is really good out here? Shouts to Rafi Kam. Shouts to Byron Crawford. Shouts to Brooklyn Bodega. Shouts to 40 Diesel. Shouts to GabeRockka. Shouts to Omar Ellis. Shouts to everyone that sent me some of their money last month.

I decided to pay my server hosting invoice for another year so here we go again with another 12 months of that realness. Just to get myself back up to speed and to get the rest of you into the flow again let’s look at some of the news items that everybody is talking about…

PARIS HILTON. Who the fuck cares?!?

BARACK OBAAMA. Who the fuck cares?!?

LeBRON JAMES. Who the fuck cares?!?

DUANTE CULPEPPER. Who the fuck cares?!? No, really, who gives a fuck? No one other than DP Dot Com football pooler ALEX2.0 has any feelings for this brother now. Dayum. Just a few years ago this fool was lights the fuck out. He and RANDY MOSS were like the felonious version of MANNING – HARRISON. Now young DUANTE is ass out in Miami. Nullus of course.

After my brief visit to the sunshine state I realized that the blog game is just as fickle as football. One year you have the best offense in the world and then the following year you still have the best offense. That just made absolutely no sense at all, but you read it, and you thought about it. Think about this, football minicamps are underway and that means that the DP Dot Com Football Pool will start up again. Take a look at the lovely prizes that last year’s pool winner ended up receiving…

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I’m getting the machine ready to run another round of the Crap Music Fantasy League also if you want a different route to win some free fresh shit from DP Dot Com. All you have to do is keep your internets dial locked in on this URL.

It’s time to get back on the web and put in that work that you fucks with us for. You already know what the fuck this is…

The world’s most dangerous website.

16 Responses to “PUTTING IN WORK AT DP DOT COM…”

  1. Candice says:

    Ahh….football. Can’t wait.

    And Daunte Culpepper has no heart…..punk azz.

  2. StreetsIsWatchin' says:

    btw, dallas penn is so for real! (yup, bro, im that guy who groupied you after recognizing you and the skin on corner of fulton and lafayette sunday in the pm!). keep doin it!

  3. Amadeo says:

    Booo Culpepper. How long is the drop to obscurity?

  4. 40 says:

    Weed, money, Nikes, and ‘Lo. No matter how far I make it in life and society these things will all ways have some sort of value as life goes on. Welcome back Dallas.

  5. LM says:

    I wasn’t supposed to receive the drugs and cash, right?

  6. Dj RaYz says:

    Welcome Back! We are about to up the ante in the year 07! No Joke!

  7. gaberockka says:

    shouts to you too. you need to step up your hotel bathroom game >=(

    you’re lucky it was the puddle rather than the bubble

  8. prynsex says:

    Welcome back……..

    *now I see why we had all the damn “re-mixes”*

    Had no clue…..nonetheless – welcome back……………again

  9. Combat Jack says:

    Whaddup fam? Welcome back. Btw, I’ve got a donation for you and the wonderous work you put in. Maybe link up this week at Sepia’s. Also, how’s the new fitness formula working for you?

  10. sangano says:

    D PENN,

    DO A MOCK FANTASY DRAFT!!!!!….i needs to be on my A GAME for the coming season…LIKWID TANGZ IN YO AREA!!!

  11. I am in this mother count me in D, I am going to get up in that ass like preparation H (c) Cassidy and no homo

  12. sasha says:

    YAYE! welcome back pennzarelli!

  13. alex2.0 says:

    dolphins = ’09 super bowl champs baby!!! (philly in ’08 of course)

    (and NO i cannot say that with a straight face. thank goodness for internet anonymity)

    go ‘fins!!!

  14. twerkolator says:

    that hat is the DUMBOUT!

  15. 911 says:

    O’s and Pounds with the hand held digi scale…if they only knew…welcome.

  16. thatwhitedude says:

    welcome back! send me a ziploc while you’re at it!

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