JAY-Z AND BeYONCE ARE REALLY BEST BUDS (NO ANHEUSER-BUSCH)…

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I opened up my homey’s website TONY’s KANSAS CITY yesterday only to find out that the Jigga Man is now balls out ghey. There were always the rumors about him and his weedcarrier manservant MEMPHIS BLEEK having a personal intimate relationship, but I ultimately poo-poo’ed that shit away because you how people can get more jelly than a bottle of crushed grapes. But if TONY is writing about rap music in any manner then I need to peep the shit he is saying.

It looks like Jigga and Kansas City Chiefs running back LARRY JOHNSON are sharing an apartment in the midtown Manhattan luxury high rise Trump Tower. They apparently like to share each other’s clothing and JAY has taken to giving LARRY some brotherly advice about his modeling career as well. LARRY even gets to wear JAY’s Roc-A-Fella necklace on occasion. JAY and LARRY also have New York Yankee DEREK JETER as a neighbor. My only problem is that three light skinned brothers with no moustaches always means trouble.

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All that teh ghey talk has to be unfounded internets rumors because I see all kinds of pictures every three or four months of JAY-Z and his friend BeYONCE on vacation somewhere expensive. Plus I see the two of them at basketball games together and other places. If JAY-Z were really teh ghey with LARRY JOHNSON how come he doesn’t take LARRY on vacation with him? I never see JAY and LARRY at Nets’ games either. At least EDDIE MURPHY would occasionally take JOHNNY GILL out to dinner. Yeah, there’s no way that JAY-Z could be teh ghey with a chick like BeYONCE and her freak’um dress.

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39 Responses to “JAY-Z AND BeYONCE ARE REALLY BEST BUDS (NO ANHEUSER-BUSCH)…”

  1. Lion XL says:

    Wordage…I been wondering about this phenomenon myself, special since I heard Jay broke it off on LJ cuz he did a Fantasia video. Jealous maybe? LJ might like Fanta’s big DS lips more than Jays….

  2. Candice says:

    Aren’t gay men usually good looking? I’m just saying.

    And no upstanding gay man would EVER appear in a video with Fantasia…she’s a walking Fashion Don’t.

    I don’t buy this one. Diddy maybe….Jay….nah!

  3. FatBoY says:

    There’s that old saying, never trust a man wit no hair on his face.

    Jay don’t got no side burns, no hair on his upper lip, no nothing.

    I’m gonna give him a pass though, cuz he banging Beyonce, and he’s one

    of the greatest rappers eva, if not the best. (It’s all a matter of opinion)

    One thing that’s really strange, is why would you share a crib with Larry Johnson, when you could move Beyonce in and get her bodied err night?

    Things that make you say hmmm…….

  4. I think I say a video of them on an old re run of “Wild Kingdom” it was called “A Camel chasing a Running Back”
    Maybe the title “running back” might be a clue.
    Diddy
    Jay
    LL
    Jeter
    Andre harrell
    Ru$$ell
    hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, things that make you go hummmmmmmmmmmmmm. Nas hinted of it in “Ether”.

  5. If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck and quacks like a duck it might actually be a camel
    For snizzle my nizzle there are a lot of rappers that have caught the “L’il Wayne-Baby kiss on the mouth sin drome”
    Perhaps the esteemed Mr. Dallas Penn might want to devote some space to outing a lot of the closeted “ladies men” and “more manly than their male counter-parts ladies in the game, female rappers-dykey dykes”

  6. Meka Soul says:

    it looks like larry & jigga are holding hands behind beyonce’s back.

  7. GhostNYC says:

    homeboy Larry Johnson doesnt live in Midtown…he lives in my building in LIC ..true story …him and the illest chin in the MLB Jose Valentin

  8. One thing that’s really strange, is why would you share a crib with Larry Johnson, when you could move Beyonce in and get her bodied err night?

    ^^^ Come on Dawg, the #1 is dont give you’re chick keys to the house, Jay is a star and if he wants to brings girls and dudes alike to his house to bone them or vice versa then not having his best bud there makes it easier. I truly find it hard to believe that Jay is gay but damn if Lance Bass can be gay anyone can, 1 hundred

  9. ^Ayo Fux said

    “if he wants to brings girls and DUDES alike to his house to bone them”

    WTF?! MEGA-PAUSE!

  10. miss ahmad says:

    Well if it means anything Larry is Hott and i’d let him hit it so maybe me and Jay Z got something in common.

    And how many damn vacay photos of Baby B and Jigga are posted on the web right now, I mean hell! For real for Press Relationship 101 right there!

  11. Amadeo says:

    My mustache stay in effect!

  12. Sangano says:

    you never know…they might just be buds…but why would two millionares share a crib?!?……i think once you start getting so heavy into money that a man’s brain becomes warpped and might considered jumpin a pickle just cuase he feels priveleged….but word…sometimes B’s booty does lookin like its stankin….holla at masengil beeeeeeeeetch

  13. T-Bone says:

    All of you guys are BUGGIN!!!!!…..no way in hell Jigga is gay.

  14. jasper says:

    LAME!!
    THEY DON’T SHARE AN APARTMENT. JAY Z OWNS THE BUILDING. BESIDES, LARRY PLAYS FOR KANSAS AND JAY Z IS AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS MAN. HOW OFTEN WOULD THEY BE IN NY AT THE SAME TIME? ONE SUNDAY A MONTH?

  15. CHI-CHI says:

    I PRAY THAT THIS DUDE IS NOT HUMPPING ANOTHER DUDE WORD, I MEAN HE COULD HAVE ANY WOMEN HE WANTS THAT IS NASTY SHIT I DONT GIVE A F**K HOMOS GET NO LOVE NASTY. I STILL LOVE ME SOME JIGGA,

  16. richboi88 says:

    dont wanna believe this one but sharing an apartment when they both got millions is hella gay

    pls check out my blog

    http://babesblingandbooze.blogspot.com/

  17. sasha says:

    (a) in the new york post it was reported that homeboi’s bought a WHOLE house together. never disputed. ill-reputed.

    (b) in a kc article king pink casually mentioned joe camel “cussed him out” for doing that video.

    (c) pinkie stay in dude apt in the nyc in the off season. thats plenty of time to dutty wine.

    moral of the story….real men don’t share spots and cuss each other out.

  18. daredevil says:

    Jay always looked like a punk and like the one poster said never trust a man with no facial hair, plus any straight man would have already married Beyonce and had her stomach full of babies

  19. fatts baby [dc] says:

    doubt it…

    and thanks jasper for clearin this lame bullshit up

  20. fatts baby [dc] says:

    its like now a days a man cant have power and b str8! u worried about nebody being gay it should b r kelly’s freak ass

  21. MissLaydi83 says:

    man y the fine ones (Larry) always gotta be gay…man I swear if somebody say some bullshyt bout Reggie Bush Ima run out in the street and stab a hooker…I aint playin!

  22. Were Read 2 Def says:

    You seem to be only concerned with dissin women
    Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?

  23. Crash says:

    this is prolly bs! Larry Johnson and Jay Z are business partners (or used to be… not sure) because Larry Johnson was signed to Roc A Fella Sports Management. Looks like that apartment is just a playhouse for two rich mu’ f*ckaz to shag models in…

  24. Throws Sunshine In The Air says:

    I don’t care what anyone says…there is no reason for two GROWN multimillionaires to share an apartment…soap…or anything else.

  25. sweett says:

    larry johnson is NOT a multimillionaire. his contract was only worth 1.85 mil and that’s BEFORE taxes, manager, accountant, etc. he couldnt afford an appt. in trump towers if he wanted one!

    and second when he says he’s wearing jay’s clothes, he doesnt mean LITERALLY! obviously he’s talking about TEAM ROC, you know, the line he’s MODELING? which is why the sentence ended with him switching to nike. gosh! how people will twist things around to suit what they wanna read…

  26. yes says:

    he got good taste

  27. BrickHouse says:

    there’s some truth in that ish..

    Even in their vacay pics, he’s
    not very affectionate, and Bey
    seems to be the aggressor.

    Damn shame..

    So this little football Boi is trickin’
    for a place to stay.

    Typical Arrogant Nagros..

    Damn I’d pay good $$ to see that!

  28. BrickHouse says:

    o..& if you think, Beys’ a** stinks..
    Imagine that condo..
    Bootay… Booty – Booty

    If a man doesn’t like the smell
    of P*ssy, then he’s definitely
    a Chirp!

    Believe that, Baby.

    Man up P*SSIES

  29. I saw Jay and LJ kissing in Times Square under a crescent moon. See? I wrote it so it must be true.

    This web thing gets crazier by the moment.

    “I was the worst/I used to switch chicks everyday/had niggas mad for real/ like I wish he was gay”

    Didn’t this comment stir up some controversy at one time? Startin to wonder if hip hop blog coverage is turning into Us Weekly for niagaras.

  30. ur mom says:

    ummm jayz isnt gay..

    get over it!

    beyonce and him are together…he straight..

    and diddy is a hoe!

  31. ur mom says:

    JAY IS STRAIGHT~ HE WIT B.

    and didddys a hoe!

    he got like 294289 babies..
    and 887 baby momass! shittt

    and he hittin errbody

  32. miss faboloso says:

    oh hell no my main man is not gay why would he do that to hisself when beyonces’ slutty ass is always popping her stink pussy in his face anyways he dont need no man to satisfy his sex needs when he can have me, lol

  33. Gee says:

    Jay ani’t getting anything from Bey except some crossover appeal and the opportunity to hang on her arm…Classic case of beauty and the beast.

  34. NickyRalvae' says:

    wow the media are ass holes damn leave them alone and get a life tryna brake them but you only making them

  35. NickyRalvae' says:

    well true cuz some illuminati ppl are gay so might be yall know dr.dre sucks dick he in the illuminati

  36. JayZ’s music ain’t worth 99 cents even if Samsung paid $5 for it son, but if you make me listen to your girl Beyonce, I will laugh my ass off that Stripper Act, and I will still have my 99 cents cause that Beeotch is done. Just saying, if you had to “put a ring on it”, you probably would have preferred it was on Larry Johnson, the former KC Chiefs running back Jigga

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