Someone reminded me that the Misty Knight character was actually a Black bionic woman. That is some shit that could only happen in the comic book universe. I wish the new ‘Bionoc Woman’ television series had a Black woman as the heroine, but we all know that a Black woman with extra super powers would be kicking some serious white folks ass. West Indian chicks are already bionic with the amount of kids they throw out of their vaginas, plus the fact they will hold like ten jobs at one time.
Back to Misty Knight though…
She had a love affair with this dude named Iron Fist, who had to wear a mask because he was a white dude dressed up as karate kid and no one takes a white karate kid seriously, except CHUCK NORRIS. Incidentally, CHUCK NORRIS is the only man to have given birth to a dragon.
Comicbook writers stay giving Black characters the fucked up names don’t they. Misty Knight sounds like some pr0n strippers nom de pole. Misty hung tough with Colleen Wing, who was this bad little kickass Asian mama, something like the chick from Racialicious.
These ladies were like bounty hunters or some shit. They ran a business called KnightWing and they basically went around shooting up shit and karate kicking motherfuckers with their titties almost falling out. Imagine if Blackwater USA had two bad bitches working for them. This was a good time to be into comic books I have to admit.
I don’t know if Misty still wears a natural because everyone got a relaxer in the 90’s. Even PATTI LaBELLE. But no matter how Misty Knight wears her hair now she is still one of those sisters that won’t be on the losing side of a domestic violence dispute. Extremely hard body.
He have sixteen job? Hey mon, got to go to work.
Paul Gulacy did Misty right back in the day!
She was okay in a “1970’s faux ghetto blaxploitation supa sista runnin thangs, with a skreet attitude ex-cop kickin’ azz like a man owning my own business doing the swirl with the karate man with a kung-fu grip” sort of way. Couldnt really get in to her, but always liked the ‘fro! It was waaaaaay better than Captain Marvel’s droopy laid to the back, mushroom do. Um, the female African American Captain, not the pink skinned ‘sposed to been blue Kree ATLien.
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usually i would add more tidbits and details to these superheroines, but with misty knight, hmmm…
she had a low cut angela bassett waitin to exhale cut in the 90s when she was working with deathlok…
wow!
will smith basically played her role in “I, Robot”! complete with the robotic arm!
i might be reaching with that one…
Dallas Penn Said:
Someone reminded me that the Misty Knight character was actually a Black bionic woman.
Dart_Adams Says:
September 5th, 2007 at 2:01 pm (Storm post)
Didn’t Misty Knight have a bionic hand?
*Raises hand*
Yeah…that was me. Nightwing Investigations was no joke…of course they had to compete for business with Bethany Cabe (Tony Starks girl) and Ling but they were more bodyguards/mercenaries then investigators for hire. Great drop.
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^^ On point as always. Good look’n Dart.
Misty and Colleen now:
http://www.newsarama.com/WWChicago05/Mvl/Daughters/dod_cover.jpg
I love those two.
Thanks for looking out on the black superheroines, although I say, I am still the baddest one out there, especially after a marathon of both Kill Bill movies
I would comment but as a West Indian chick with two kids and a job….I gotta go make the donuts. Good drop DP.
Wasn’t it these chicks in one of the first re-dux of Ghostrider hunting him and the fake Vampire dude?
Everytime I see cartoon titties..I think of this:
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