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Get Ready For Combat…

Friday, March 21st, 2014

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“You think you know the history of New York Hip Hop? You really don’t know jack until you talk to Jessica Rosenblum. Hear her talk about her role in opening the downtown NYC nightlife scene to Russell Simmons, Lyor Cohen, the Beastie Boys and LL Cool J. Listen as she shares about her role in making a then unknown Sean “Diddy” Combs into a household name. Learn as she walks us through what really happened that fateful night at the tragic CCNY event and why she wasn’t responsible. Marvel at how she decided to build Funk Master Flex into the brand that he is today. Take in her close and meaningful relationship with the late, great Chris Lighty. We only scratched the surface as to this woman’s integral role in contributing to this culture, but this episode’s lessons is an important and mostly overlooked in this thing we call rap.

PLUS: Dallas Penn shares how he single handedly broke the Internets with his ingenious execution of Pologate.”

Combat Jack

CLASSIC DP T&A FTW…

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

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does anyone go to dallas penn for the porn?

Actually…

I do.

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Happy Valentine’s Day bitches.

Get Ready For Fox Boogie…

Sunday, June 9th, 2013

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Yo, Theotis Jones is the gawd, f’real.

Foxy Brown is on the Combat Jack Show. Shit gets crazy. Just Blaze and I vy for her honor. Foxy chooses me. Epicness.

The ICs Present… Cuffing Season

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

The autumnal season brings all sorts of familiar and favorable things to mind. The changing colors of tree leaves. Pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks. Christmas music being played in department stores. Monday Night Football. And another sport altogether… Cuffing Season.

The hot “skin was showing” summer was jumpoff season, with casual hookups as far as the eye could see. But as summer winds down to a close it’s in our very nature to begin preparations for the cold months ahead. The high holidays are meant to be spent with loved ones, or at least a warm body. Join the Internets Celebrities on a field assignment to find out if Cuffing Season is real.

CHEA!

STARRING DALLAS PENN & RAFI KAM

DIRECTED BY CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI

SHOT AND EDITED BY DAN LUCAL

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: CORNELIUS VON GROKOM, ANDRE BEHRENS
PRODUCERS: DAN DEVINE, ROBIN OYE, ALEX STEEN

“HANDCUFFS” BY PARLIAMENT
ORIGINAL MUSIC BY BLESS 1

INTERNETSCELEBRITIES.COM

Black Divas Don’t Crack (Jokes)…

Friday, September 7th, 2012

I’m loving this webseries as the antidote to the forced minstrelsy of Vh-1s Love & Hip-Hop, Basketball Wives, et al bullshit. The name of the series is called ‘Got 2B Real’ and the shit is heeeee-fuxin’-larious.

Think about a show starring, Patti LaBelle, Aretha Franklin, Dionne Warwick, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Diana Ross, Maya Angelou and a very special guest appearance from Whitney Houston.

This webseries is the zenith of Hot Ass Mess-ness and Wig Ownership.