RUSSELL CROWE STAYS WINNING…

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RUSSELL CROWE is literally killing shit in his latest movie, the remix of ‘3:10 To Yuma’. I went to a preview for this joint last night and I was just as happy as a clam when I walked out of the screening room. The film has all the drama of the great classic westerns and RUSSELL CROWE along with Batman/Bruce Wayne CHRISTIAN BALE both turn in sublime performances. Without giving away too much I will give you a synopsis of the film.

RUSSELL CROWE’s character is named Ben Wade and he’s the most rootenest-tootenest gun slinging bandit in the west. BALE’s character is Dan Evans and he is just a down on his luck farmer with a wooden leg. The two cross paths by accident when Ben Wade does a stickup of a stagecoach and Dan Evans becomes the unwitting witness to murder. Before it’s said and done there will be tons of cowboys, injuns, banditos, saloon keepers, and sheriffs all shot the fuck up. RUSSELL CROWE also gets to smash some dusty western white poonahnee for good measure.

The film is well written and moves at a steady pace just a few miles north of the speed limit. All kinds of supporting cast members make the mile a minute ride more funner than shooting up a stagecoach. PETER FONDA, TOM SKERRIT and the OWENS brother that didn’t try to merc’k himself are all in this flick, but it’s the all about CROWE and his character’s charisma. CHRISTIAN BALE does an admirable job of holding the mexicali weed.

11 Responses to “RUSSELL CROWE STAYS WINNING…”

  1. gaberockka says:

    if it was based solely on acting talent, rusell would be carrying bale’s weed. true story

  2. I fux says:

    Yo I want to go watch this ish. Crowe won he is Maximus

  3. the_dallas says:

    Gabe,
    Bale is the Bat, and the best one they have ever had, but Crowe wins because he isn’t a homo [ll].

  4. nerditry says:

    Fuckin Crowe with this and American Gangster? It’s gonna be a swell Thanksgiving season with him and his awful band getting into drunk shenanigans (n. Farva) during all the promo.

    Bonus points for him for rockin it with two major releases in the 2nd half of 07. I can’t wait to see Denzel really stretch out and play Denzel, but 70s style!

  5. Gaberockka says:

    pshhh bale isn’t a homo…is he? paws

  6. Belize says:

    Bale is the Bat, and the best one they have ever had,

    ^

    ohhh helll naw…

    Michael Keaton would son bale all day

  7. dubble13 says:

    Belize:

    After a statement like that, you better stay after class and get ya learn on….

    Bale: Best…Bat…Ever!

  8. Skeeter Valentine says:

    Foxy is in jail. And i just got back from Shoot em Up. Go see the movie if u have nothing better to do or like seeing movies with no real point except to convey the use of guns and special effects in a comedic manner.

  9. Belize says:

    ^
    Never..

    Michael Keaton did even need to say anything and the Joker knew what was really good..Bale on the other hand has to change his voice (no T-Pain’s voice box) to become intimidating

    MK > CB..all day

  10. Dart_Adams says:

    I put this trailer on my blog like 2 months ago and people were like “How do you find out about these flicks?”…It’s what I do. One.

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