When I return with the 45 on me, it ain’t for playing games…
What’s really ‘hood party people? I suppose it’s time for me to get back to work since y’all are back at your grinds respectively. I’m taking my time coming in off the bench because this is the fourth quarter. This is the part of the game where I want the ball in my hands [ll]. It’s big dog time. Let’s see who can finish the year off strong and take their buzz into the next season. I sort of stumbled around at the end of Q3. I had a few miscues, but thankfully none of them resulted in a turnover.
I was nearly ticketed for drinking in public, but the cops(two white dudes) let me go since my bottle was empty.
I was nearly arrested for putting on deodorant inside a pharmacy and then walking out without paying for it, but the store security didn’t feel like going out like that. I came back the following day after I had bathed and I had some money and I bought the deodorant.
I’ve been a bit loopy for a few weeks and that is prah’lee because I’ve started drinking heavily again. I get angry, then depressed, then melancholy. I buy a pair of sneakers and I get happy again, but then I drink until I get sick and this makes me angry once more. It’s called wash, rinse, repeat bitches and I plan on doing this until I die sometime soon, but I ain’t dead yet, and as long as I ain’t dead we got shit to do.
cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 is underway!
The DP Dot Com Football Pool is starting to separate the kids from the grown and sexy footballers.
Last week was all about the Hip-Hop Honors awards and the iNternets Celebrities handled their effing B.I. as usual. It’s all about rocking this thing until the wheels fall off. Since y’all have decided to come along for the ride I don’t see any reason to wait any longer. Let’s get this shit poppin’!
Glad to see your back. I have one word.
SHOES
^ It should actually be two words. Thank and you.
Man is there ANY way I can get in on the cRap Music league again? I missed registration (obviously).
^ P-Matik,
Sorry playboy, the roster spreadsheet is set dead red. For next year’s opening quarter I will try to think of another way of promoting the game so that more people can sign up on their own time. Keep it locked though and I will get you that info.
Eh D, anyway we can get into some 4th Qtr beef in order to boost ratings? I’ve been so busy with famlay and making $ grow that I havent had a chance to get annoyed by some of these lil beyotches on the internets. Lemme knows dawg, somebody’s gotta be sacrificed for the sake of entertainment! My blade groweth thirsty!
Welcome Back DP…..put the booze down and get back to work…m’kay?
^ C-Jeezy,
Let’s see who falls into the trap this quarter. It could be your folks from the plantation at 1515 Broadway.
^ Candice,
Mmmm’kay? (Mr.Mackie voice)
Getting back from vacation. I’m trying to put in a really strong 4th quarter push myself. I will holla!
^ They don’t want none, but mos def could get it. Especially since I’ve only just started to eat through the bread I got from them.
Welcome back homie.
don’t get lost in the sauce d.
Yoiu can see video from the Tribe Called Quest panel
with eskay and Dallas Penn talking about Tribe…
by clicking my name
Dallas are you on myspace …
DP…I love me some Mr. Mackie…..
Dallas, Fuck drinking. Take care of yourself, get buff. We need real MF’s like you. Exercise, have sex, walk, run, and be prepared for the coming police state. If you are weak and lying in the gutter with a half bottle of Night Train you will not be able to help fight off the pigs. Stay clear, strong and focused. Sick shit is happening around here and the world. With love and respect, Bro. Ernie
Jimmy,
Good looking on that video. Nobody really felt what I was saying about the wordplay of Bonita Applebum.
Break it down… Bonita = pretty, Applebum = round booty
Bonita Applebum, you gotta put me on – (c)lassic Tribe shit
Im in the same boat, so If you need a drinking buddy………….
^ Ernie,
Yeah man, I’m off that shit again, but I have to go in sometimes and taste the fire in order to fight the demons. I got psychological issues brother, but my shit is three days sober and counting. That’s got to be worth something I fugure.
Drop the alcohol. Pick up a diet loaded with caffeine. It might not having you acting teh crazy, but it will cure a headache resulting from filling your head with thoughts of the utter shitstate of the world.
*has been free of alcohol for over 4 years now, with only ONE very minor slip up*
caffeine, FTW.
Dallas…..Where can we keep updated on the Crap Music Fantasy league? I’m a size 9 by the way (in shoes, no homo). Shaq is steadily in the news. I want my points!!!!!
“I was nearly arrested for putting on deodorant inside a pharmacy and then walking out without paying for it”
hilarious! that shit reminds me of how this nigga in high school, darryl, used to come over our house musty as hell and put on our deodorant. what the fuck could we do, he was one of the school bullies…just take a fucking butter knife and cut the must off the top and keep it moving…
Welcome back!
Viacom shot down the video, but thankfully I was able to watch yesterday, like 50 times!
I’m late with that (and it has nothing to to do with this post also) but that paragraph has to Billy Sunday’s Sickest/Wrongest/Most Hilarious:
“I’m re-listening to the ‘Curtis’ album since my earlier reviews were based upon listening to a “clean” copy. Fifty Cent is not meant to be listened to from a PMRC standpoint. That’s like watching the O.G. ‘Terminator’ flick without anyone getting merc’ked. What’s the point? Fifty Cent without profanity is like finger-banging your sister, you know you want to go all the way without a condom, but the end result will be a retahded kid.”
Respect the architect!
Welcome back sicko