Most of you have seen the name T.I. used to reference the cabal of executives that manage the multinational corporations that govern this planet. Because the T.I.’s are mega wealthy and mega powerful I think we have always assumed that they were whites. The truth is that the T.I.s are actually extraterrestrials that came to Earth centuries ago.
Sure they are wicked evil, but without them we wouldn’t have good shit like television or breakfast cereal. So what if we have to give them our blood? That’s only a small price to pay for t.v. ‘Purple Rain’ was on Vh-1 this past weekend. That’s Appolonia bitches. Thank you T.I.’s for all of your retro video goodness. Which brings me to the purpose of this drop. I’ve decided to let one of the T.I.’s take over the guest-editing duties of this site while I focus on my day job.
I think this will be an excellent opportunity for you folks to get some insight on what motivates the T.I.’s to do what they do. Whether it’s putting the world on the brink of war, or using a Black mammy Aunt Jemima figure to further the agenda of passive aggressive racism the T.I.’s have a plan. And whether we like it or not we will be used and exploited. But maybe there’s a softer side to the T.I.’s that we haven’t seen. I’m willing to find out if there is more to their Machevellian machinations. Who knows, maybe after seeing things from the T.I.’s perspective I might switch all my mutual fund accounts into the prison industrial complex sector. Lord knows that biotech sector hasn’t done shit for me.
The real reason I am turning this site over to the T.I.’s is because I need the money. It’s not even reasonable to think I can pay my bills if I keep staying up 5 a.m. every night reading blogs and searching news feeds in order to create content for this site and the seven daily readers that leave comments. I’d rather let the T.I.’s program this blog than have their middlemen from Google place ads in the sidebar. Let’s get our supremacy and capitalism straight with no chaser. Let’s see who among you can handle the truth…
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Hello Dallas Penn Dot Com homeboys and homeboyettes. My name is ToRBuLaX and I am the T.I. in charge of the entertainment sector of the planet Earth. I get to decide who will be the CEO of Viacom, Universal or Disney Corp.
Sure, I choose someone who I have groomed to help me continue the agenda that makes Blacks the wretched of the Earth and keeps women in a subservient role to men, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t be friends during the weekend. |
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I mean, c’mon, seriously, what more do you want from me? I gave you the ‘Cosby Show’ AND ‘A Different World’ back in the eighties. So now why is it that the ‘In Living Color’ and ‘Girlfriends’ reruns average more daily viewers? I can’t even remember the last time any Black people tuned it to ‘Like It Is’.
I hope we can have some fun together while I am here, and maybe, just maybe I will consider giving your fiend DALLAS a larger forum to express himself. Just don’t try to fuck up my income streams and I won’t produce another ‘Birth Of A Nation’. *crosses fingers behind back* |
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this reminded me of an Arthur C. Clarke short story called “Reunion”
it doesn’t even take 5 minutes to read.
http://books.google.com/books?id=Y679eQn3S-MC&pg=PA881&dq=reunion,+arthur+c+clarke&ei=ZvcbR_KbN4i67gLR6c2TBQ&sig=QSmAH5sndRGS-p9Kr9U3pbQbRuQ#PPA882,M1
^ Good shit Ambassador,
Humanity needs that cure.
>> and I won’t produce another ‘Birth Of A Nation’.
shots fired?
support: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tall+israeli
we need more thumbs up so that posts like these stay in D’s mind
still lmfao @ Whites Were The Original Niggers…
Even the mighty Mos Def was forced to pull his “Some Tall Israeli is running this rap shit” off his cd’s.
And even though he did not name Elroy Cohen (Leor Cohen as twisted by 3rd Bass) everyone knew he was talking about the son of the owner of the bank that funded Def jam and Ru$$ell $immon$.
Maybe they allowed T.I. to get famous to confuse folks about the meaning of TI then they got tired of a Black TI (he is actually not Tall nor Israeli and therefore not a TI at all, but I digress) and set him up with about 300 anti-tank missiles and 50,000 rounds of armour piercing shells to put him back in his place.
Birth of A Nation is regarded as an early film masterpiece and was the inspiration for the Chuck D, Ice Cube, Kane rap video classic “Burn Hollywood Burn”
Which of the following were created by TI’s ?
Elvis
Eminem
MC Serch
Kenny G
that no neck, no talent, comic in every movie-Stiller
Puff Diddy Daddy Puffy Sean Combs
Crunk
L’il Jon
New York (the gross skank from Flavor of Love)
^ The answer of course is ALL OF THE ABOVE.
>>Let’s get our supremacy and capitalism straight with no chaser. Let’s see who among you can handle the truth…
All this time I thought we were getting it straight from the tap. I don’t know if I am ready for this shit.
You mean to tell me that ToRBuLaX isn’t MC Search?
Tell me Torbulax doesn’t have some money in the pharmacutical industry….sounds like he could get a pill named after him….”Do you have trouble texting and watching TV at the same time? You need Torbulax!”
ToRBuLaX is my effin Nigga!
Wait until my Revenge Of The 80’s post tomorrow.
One.
I love the TIs. They pay my bills, give me chicken bones after they finish dinner and always scrub me behind my ears when I fetch the stick. Nolo.
Y’all niggas better stop talkin bad about Massa and finish shucking that damn co’n!!
The picture is classic. I’m taking my girl to his nail technician tomorrow, even if I have to sell my eternal soul for an appointment.