Revenge Of The T.I.’s…

7-11

This is what I get for talking all that T.I. shit this week. The T.I.’s sho’nuff came for my ass [ll]. They let me know in no uncertain terms who runs this rap shit.

I made a visit to the 7-11 convenience store in my neighborhood and I put a few items on the counter. The clerk looked at the items and then entered $5.00 into the cash register. No fucking way were these three items five fucking bucks. I told the clerk as much and I demanded that he scan the items into the cash register’s database which is what every other clerk at this store always does.

Nope.

Instead the clerk removed my items from the paper bag and said that I didn’t have to buy them if I didn’t want them. The thing is that I did want the items but I wasn’t about to get jacked for over a dollar just to buy them.

Fuck it.

I wanted the items. It was a Red Plum Nantucket Nectar and two Honey Vanilla Dutch Master cigars and I needed them to burn down these good effin’ greens that my homey hooked me up with. I wanted this to be one of those weekends that I just sat up in my apartment and watched baseball and football and cartoons and pr0n and got mother effin’ twist rock while I write my shit. These sons of bitches are fucking with my peace of fucking mind. I’m not paying no $5 fucking dollars for a gotdamn grape drink and a couple of ghetto cigars either.

Just because I’m a fucking drug addict doesn’t make me a fiend. I’ll roll up and smoke my shit out of a mother effin’ t-shirt if I have to. It’s just that I have a righteous belief in not being played out as if I’m some lower class piece of shit just because I’m shopping at the 7-11. The clerks that manage this 7-11 appear to maintain an unhealthy relationship with me. This summer I caught them red-handed for price gouging me on the cost of the SpiderMan collectible cup Slurpees. I filed a complaint with the corporation.

What was that for?

After receiving my complaint and my documentation via receipts with dates the corporation did not respond to me. Instead, when I visited the store afterwards the clerks refused to serve me. The one that I argued with about ripping me off for the Slurpee said something Hindurabic to his co-worker and then the two just ignored me and wouldn’t ring me up. I didn’t steal the Slurpee though because Hindurabic dudes are the bitchmade snitches of the white race.

I’m not sure why Abu works at all the Kwik-E-Marts, just like I don’t know why only Chinese people work at the dry cleaners, and that’s a discussion for another day. I’m pissed off that the T.I.’s that run the 7-11 corporation have empowered these immigrants to wage a class war against poor people. I don’t know where I’m going to get my Dutchs from when I’m in Freeport, but I promise you that I won’t be getting them from the classless classists in 7-11.

t.i. The T.I. says…
Dallas, I told you not to fuck with our money machines. Now I will ban you from every store we own, in every country. Don’t even think about going to a 7-11 in Australia, or Singapore, or Norway, or Canada, or on the moon.

You are dead to us.


17 Responses to “Revenge Of The T.I.’s…”

  1. Redd says:

    lmao. i thought that shit was just going on at the SUNoco down the street from me. the fuckers are just arrogant. like saying “we dont even need your business, so if ur going to spend money here, youll do so on our terms” gtfoh. they charge 4 fucking 50 for those BIC lighters. i told them fuck that, ill rub two wooden sticks together to lite my piff up before i spend that on a single lighter.

  2. Children of Sanchez says:

    my suggestion, if you like your blunts and who don’t, is to find yourself an AM/PM or some other shit, even a gas station of some sort that sells the blunts of your choice, and just buy a bunch. 7-11 doesn’t care about anyone, not even the bum that is always outside hassling me for my change. If I had SPARE CHANGE I wouldn’t be at a damn 7-11 at 2 in the morning buying blunt wraps

  3. evan says:

    See this is why you need to choose “American” with those purchases. Everyone knows when it comes to the peace pipe stay with the feather brand, not the dot.

    Indians are pissed because they went to college over there and when they showed up here, no one wants to get operated on by the doctor from a shaky Dateline expose.

    Come on DP, don’t make getting blunted a special occasion.

  4. Belize says:

    >two Honey Vanilla Dutch Master cigars

    Huh….they make vanilla honey joints out there? WTF?!?! I can only get honey dutch sport cigraillos or vanilla

    I hate up north or any state that better than us (did u know that thier adding a 6 $ tax on AZ cigarette/cigars? Its still in debate though)

    anywayz..u should have walked in the 7/11 wit ur camera and tell him that ur putting him on CNN or public access TV..i bet that madafuka would flip and give u free shyt

  5. cb4 says:

    I dunno about 7-11 specifically, but most stores if you’re on the cash the reason they are doing that “$5” shit is so they can pocket the money without ringing it up on the cash. Might be harder to do that at 7-11, but I know if I had a boring ass job like that (which I used to) then I’d find a way to pocket a bit. The way he did it is asking to get fired tho, so his superiors must not give a shit.

  6. honey…vanilla?

    ….honey vanilla?!

    I’ve been out of the loop for far too long. I was happy with straight honey!
    ….honey vanilla?!

    *amazed*

  7. monique r. says:

    LOL @ SpiderMan collectible slurpee cups.
    have you seen those brain freeze straws that are like 1.29?
    -I think I like the wild indians that work at dunkin better!

  8. LM says:

    I go to 7Leven for my coffee two to six times most days… never w/o debit card.

  9. whiteman says:

    See you losers live in the craphole known as NYC that’s why ya have nothin but third world immigrants working at 7 elevens Dunkin Donuts drivin cabs Come to Oregon we have nothing but whites working at our convenience stores Oh yeah I forgot ya blacks are afraid to come to the west coast While ya blacks are fighting with brown people ie Mexicans We whites are laughing it up

  10. smog says:

    yeah man i dont even fuck with dutch masters white owls the best, but fuck 7-11

  11. Dj RaYz says:

    Daymn! That is some weak ass shit DP. Come to the Bay area. Everyone at a 7/11 is super chill. You can probably smoke some of that Cali shit with them and get a hook up every time you go in. Indian guys do run the 7/11 and taxi’s though. But they treat you different over here.

  12. 40 says:

    This is some real life “Life On Long Island” spill. I basically live out of my 7-11 but I think they’re a little nicer because they know me, but I’ve had this experience alot myself… LOL on the reals this happens to white kids in LI also. Most recently, I was out in the Hamptons heading to a party one night and stopped in a 7-11 off of Rte 27 and the dudes behind the counter were being DICKS to these guys buying cigs and sodas. I was like “DAMN!”. Usually I don’t feel remorse for those with privledge but even there I was like this is some unwarranted hateration. I was prepared for the worst when I copped my 2 Steel Reserves and a box of Black & Milds. Sure enough Aou dropped all of my change on the counter when he was pissed about having to break a $50. If you can’t break a $50 in the Hamptons where can you?

  13. Yo, I’m drukn as hell. Check the spelling game to confirm…

    Ay, these idiot immigrants love to eff us over. I was just driving from ATL to Sweet Home Alabama, on Highway 72. I hit up a McDonald’s and ordered a chicken biscuit combo, with hash browns and coffee. I had the arrogance to ask for a cup of water as well.

    They said, over the intercom drive thru, that McDonald’s doesn’t have free water. They charge. Dasani or bust.

    I was so pissed that I left, without getting the food. I ended up going to Jack’s, and getting what I wanted. But WTF?!!! I have to pay for a cup of unclean water these days???

    Eff the T.I.s.

  14. Donnie says:

    LMAO @ you are dead to us…I think we should boycott all 7-11’s, Subways, Dunkin Donuts and whatever else they own..only for a month though, I don’t know how long i can go with out my hazelnut coffee extra cream and extra sugar….But, they act very arrogant and rude at everyone. Can I get my turkey and cheese on toasted wheat bread without you slamming it down the sandwich line and don’t try and charge me extra for Oil/vinegar, salt/pepper. lettuce/tomatoe and extra mayonnaise when we both know it comes with the sandwich.

    The underwriter being intoxicado on a Monday is a real concern for me by the way…

  15. Big Homie says:

    Damn shit happens to me at the 7-11 around my way. I always get on them muthafuckas about changing prices every visit. I go up there Neports are 3 and some change and the next day it be 5 a pack (In VA so the packs are that low..yes)

  16. Jen says:

    This is discrimination. Not only is it highly disrespectful, but shit is illegal.

    You have a claim under Title II of the Civil Rights Act, which bars discrimination against potential customers by “public accommodations” involved in “interstate commerce”. You also have a claim under 42 United States Code 1981, which (as applied) bars retail establishments from preventing purchases by potential customers in a discriminatory fashion.

    You should contact the legal department of 7-11 raising a big stink and at least get free slurpees for life.

    Also, I don’t think this is an issue with Desi people, but with New Yorkers. Ya’ll are rude and dunno how to act.

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