SHERYL SWOOPES Does Not Care About Men People

I like sushi

WNBA Superstar SHERYL SWOOPES finally admits that closets are for clothes and everybody in the pressroom drops their jaws like this is news. I would bet you that you couldn’t put five women together from the league that were straight het breeders. There’s gonna be at least some bi-cyclesuality in there.

But in all fairness this was about throwing caution to the wind in some aspects because she could be jeopardizing all of her endorsement deals. I mean, she does have endorsement deals right? Who is SHERYL SWOOPES anyway? I thought she was that slim tall girl that plays for Los Angeles. Ohhhhhh, that’s LISA LESBIAN. My baddddd. So let me give Mr./Mrs. SWOOPES her due in her own words…

“My reason for coming out isn’t to be some sort of hero, I’m just at a point in my life where I’m tired of having to pretend to be somebody I’m not. I’m tired of having to hide my feelings about the person I care about. About the person I love. Male athletes of my caliber probably feel like they have a lot more to lose than gain [by coming out]. I don’t agree with that. To me, the most important thing is happiness.”

Now isn’t that special? Let’s hope there isn’t a bum rush of male figure skaters holding press conferences in the next few days to mar the conclusion of this years’ World Series.

7 Responses to “SHERYL SWOOPES Does Not Care About Men People”

  1. That Girl Tam says:

    LMAO @ Lisa Lesbian…HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are WRONG for that! HAHAHAHAHAH…and I’m wrong for laughin!

  2. Fresh says:

    LMAO @ the picture of Sushi. You’re a mess Billy.

  3. apple halsey says:

    Sushi?? Sushi?? Suuuuussssssssshhhhheeeeeee…..mmmmm. So when is Jeter declaring his love of salami?

  4. That Girl Tam says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH Jeter is GAY? Damn, where have I been? HAHAHAHAH

  5. Amm's says:

    Something you just don’t joke about it’s funny how everyone has problems but they try to make one seem bigger than the other. whoever has not sinned shall cast the first stone. This which would be no one but Jesus. I’m not making any exceptions for Sheryl Swoops but others don’t have the right to critisize her.
    All i can say is Keep Playin the Game Sheryl.

  6. Billy Sunday says:

    ^ what the f’ruck are you talking about? ^

    What does Jesus have to do with all of this? Are you saying that Jesus was gay because he ran around tight with a bunch of guys?!?

  7. I’m with you Billy…umm…Amm is TRIPPIN

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