This Bear Is Called BLU CHEEZ…

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When did Muslims become this hyper-sensitive lot?

Every day they are rioting over cartoons or caricatures. Now they are wildin’ out over teddy bears? I think my homey BLU CHEEZ needs to go to that school in the Sudan and set those elementary insurgents straight.

You never see BLU CHEEZ get upset about anything. Dude is just into keeping his shit smoothed out. Peep the camel hair top coat and the handknit cotton crewneck sweater. And that is what dude rocks just to search the internets for provocative newsworthy images (read: pr0n).

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When BLU CHEEZ is teaching creative writing to the English as second language students at the JUAN PABLO DUARTE Academy he keeps his sartorial shit madd professorial. F.Y.I. That orange sweater is cashmere.

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On chilly autumn days BLU CHEEZ throws on the lambswool and the corduroy. Who do you think taught T.I. how to rock a knit cap sideways?

During weekends BLU CHEEZ is famous for kicking back with the shorties. This is one hep cat whose lifestyle certainly isn’t unbearable.

Yes, you can hate him now.

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4 Responses to “This Bear Is Called BLU CHEEZ…”

  1. J™ says:

    A bear is stylin’ on me…

  2. Candice says:

    Blu Cheez is so flyyyyyyyyy.

  3. Tony says:

    “keeps his sartorial shit madd professorial”

    I’m stealing that line.

  4. prynsex says:

    I like his sty-lo.

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