DP Dot Com Iron-Man Mini-Movie…

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First off, these are action figures, and NOT dolls!

Secondly, I am just getting myself hyphy for all the superhero films dropping next year.

Third, I have several more action figure movies planned so don’t be surprised when you see me getting my ‘Robot Chicken’ on over here. If you got a problem just keep in mind that the Huffington Post doesn’t make action figure video clips.

DP Dot Com = Huffington Post x Electric Company + Benny Hill

16 Responses to “DP Dot Com Iron-Man Mini-Movie…”

  1. NinaMM says:

    I don’t even know why I click on your links or videos anymore.

  2. the_dallas says:

    ^ Whatever bitch!?! (No Isaiah Thomas)

  3. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Dallas, Do a video for this and I’ll treat you to dinner at the Yellow Umbrella Restaurant.

    “Maxine”
    (feat. Raekwon the Chef)

    [R] You got your hands on Moony shit
    [G] Say “word”
    [R] We gonna get high
    [G] I don’t give a fuck about them enemies
    [R] He a bird anyway! he be taking his packages?he a snitch too

    [Ghostface]
    In Pam’s house there was money missing
    She was too dumb, had her nose numb, sniffin blow in the kitchen
    Her kids never ate, BCW involved with her
    Kids that she never seen shipped through to Florida
    Maxine dark skinned and bald’ headed bitch mean
    Pams right here together they’re the coldest fiends
    Ah! Shit! Guess who arrived at the door
    it’s Moony the supplier swung open the door
    Bitch open the door, Maxine he go’n kill me
    Chill I got a friend cop, girl you don’t know it’s beef
    Three long kicks the hinges flew off
    Kids screamin’ they happy faced slapped blue, Maxine head off
    It’s on in the crib, you wrong for what you did
    “You gonna pay Pam, fuck that boo kissed your kids
    Y’all get the fuck in the room, fuck you, you ain’t are real Daddy
    Next time you see my caddy don’t fucking flag me
    [R] This is where he fucks up at peep his movement
    Maxine’s in the kitchen crying grits is falling on the side
    She had a cup of lye, somebody gots to die
    Uh huh, y’all bitches fucked up, smoked out my packages
    You had Mackie shit and Pappy shit?

    [Raekwon]
    Word to Aunt May I want mine, pulled out the nine
    Get in the tub, he seen the hot iron pulled the plug out
    He steamed Pam brought it back to Penny on Good Times
    Back in the dollar bill he sniffed like six lines
    He put his Gat down, why he do that?
    Creeping through the crib is Maxine pot holdin’ down with the grits
    Pam sucking his dick, Maxine Al Greened him screaming slipped in piss
    He ran into Seeds’ room, grits down cryin’ aight with his balls out
    He stepped on Clarences’ Biggie Smalls album
    Mooney get that niggaz, Pam yelling rip that niggaz
    Mooney went and got that dye out the kitchen
    James jumped on Moon, poked him with a screw driver
    Broke the TV Niggaz watching Knight Rider

    This is Pam Jerkins mother house the same shit go on in her brother house

    [Ghostface]
    You know Mooney is only a buck o’five wet
    he only had two hundred dollars worth of shit
    And the kids tore his ass up, the Seeds had a huddle up
    I felt sorry for’m, the funny shit when bowlegged Keke hopped on ‘im
    Jumped on him pigeon toed Moony poured dye on him
    You should’ve seen his motherfuckin’ face fryin’, half dyin’
    They stuck a fork through his nuts
    the little girl was happy she picked the brotha up
    Quick pick the window up Mooney over heard

    Right before they threw him out the Nigga said Word!?!

    On the count of three he landed on the first floor balcony
    Black brains splashed.. he was dead…and the cops never came
    That’s Stapleton

    All, all, all in together now
    We getting fresh getting right for the weather now
    And if we fall in the game, yo that’s never now
    Come to my projects and we’ll air you out

  4. Dart_Adams says:

    Wow…

    Brothers around here stick together like cheap rice so run little doggy!

    That was really interesting.

    One.

  5. rafi says:

    This was great but could have used a Blu Cheez sex scene.

  6. Sangano says:

    that’s Harax!! you could make an ill posse cut w/ X-Men – and i’m talkin bout the gold team! get the godess in on the action!…meanwhile I’m gonna get my Bobby Drake on and CHHHHIIILLLLLLL!! gnite!

  7. omegaSB says:

    you and your dolls

  8. the_dallas says:

    ^ action figures bitch.

  9. Combat Jack says:

    Good to see Iron Man’s “Hulkbuster” suit. Made the first 1 specifically to handled Hulk.

    Didn’t work

  10. thoreauly77 says:

    nerds unite! weird juxtaposition isnt it? action figures and one of the illest rappers alive? like, the worlds of nerditry and ultimate coolness have converged (though i would argue that they are one and the same). i love this shit.

  11. omegaSB says:

    hahahahah

  12. Grand Master says:

    HULKBUSTER: Ghostface Killah vs. David Banner

    that’s an album i’d pay to buy… well nah i’d get it off the internets or from the african in front of Popeye’s Chicken, but i’d listen the hell out of it

  13. Combat Jack says:

    ^”HULKBUSTER: Ghostface Killah vs. David Banner’

    funny

  14. Cheryl Lynn says:

    Superheroes and rap gods go together like rice and beans.

  15. A.C. says:

    you need to get the Ghostface action figure and then, and only then, will it be on.

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