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RYAN GRANT is a beast…

The NFL Divisional Playoffs had some surprises for that ass…

First off, RYAN GRANT and the Green Bay Packers ran up in the ass of their former head coach MIKE HOLMGREN. Sonn came up on over two hundred yards rushing for dolo. Not too shabby for your first playoff game, especially after two fumbles in the first five minutes of the game.

The New England Patriots handled their biz as usual and the Chargers surprised everybody by beating the Colts with their second stringers. I hate Indianapolis anyhoo. The Giants beat my Cowboys but what else would you expect when your franchise quarterback is dating a succubus?

All I know is that next weekend will be crunk ass party in Lambeau Field.

New England
T. Brady – 263yds overall = 13pts, 3TD = 18pts / Total = 31pts
R. Moss – 14yds overall = 1pt / Total = 1pt
DEFENSE – 1INT = 1pt, 1FR = 1pt, 1SCKS = 1pt / Total = 3pts

Green Bay
B. Favre – 173yds overall = 8pts, 3TD = 18pts / Total = 26pts
R. Grant – 207yds overall = 20pts, 3TD = 18pts / Total = 38pts
V. Morency – 0yds overall = 0pts / Total = 0pts
D. Driver – 18yds overall = 1pt / Total = 1pt
D. Lee – 16yds overall = 1pt / Total = 1pt
M. Crosby – 6XP = 6pts / Total = 6pts

Seattle
S. Alexander – 33yds overall = 3pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 9pts
N. Burleson – 33yds overall = 3pts / Total = 3pts
M. Pollard – 3yds overall = 0pts / Total = 0pts
J. Brown – 2FG = 6pts, 2XP = 2pts / Total = 8pts

Jacksonville
F. Taylor – 47yds overall = 4pts / Total = 4pts
M. Jones-Drew – 68yds overall = 6pts / Total = 6pts
M. Lewis – 74yds overall = 7pts / Total = 7pts
J. Scobee – 2FG = 6pts, 2XP = 2pts / Total = 8pts
DEFENSE – 1SCK = 1pt / Total = 1pt

Dallas
M. Barber – 138yds overall = 13pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 19pts
T. Owens – 49yds overall = 4pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 10pts
J. Witten – 81yds overall = 8pts / Total = 8pts
N. Folk – 1FG = 3pts, 2XP = 2pts / Total = 5pts
DEFENSE – 3SCK = 3pts / Total – 3pt

Indianapolis
P. Manning – 396yds overall = 19pts, 3TD = 18pts / Total = 37pts
J. Addai – 110yds overall = 11pts / Total = 11pts
R. Wayne – 76yds overall = 7pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 13pts
A. Vinatieri – 2FG = 6pts / Total = 6pts

San Diego
L. Tomlinson – 48yds overall = 4pts / Total = 12pts
C. Chambers – 67yds overall = 6pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 12pts
A. Gates – 28yds overall = 2pts / Total = 1pts

New York
B. Jacobs – 59yds overall = 5pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 11pts
P. Burress – 5yds overall = 0pts / Total = 0pts
L. Tynes – 1FG = 3pts, 3XP = 3pts / Total = 6pts
DEFENSE – 1INT = 1pts, 2SCK = 2pt / Total = 3pts

Here’s a look at the scores of our poolers…

the ambassador – 77pts

QB – Tom Brady (Patriots) – 31
RB – Vernand Morency (Packers) – 0
RB – Shaun Alexander (Seahawks) – 9(13)
WR – Micheal Spurlock (Buccaneers) – 0
WR – Antwaan Randle El (Redskins) – 15
TE – Matt Spaeth (Steelers) – 0
FLEX – Chris Chambers (Chargers – WR) – 12(24)
KICKER – Adam Vinatieri (Colts) – 6
D/ST – Dallas Cowboys – 3

Peter Divito – 108pts

QB BRADY – 31
RB L TOMLINSON – 12
RB B JACOBS – 17
WR S HOLMES – 10
WR R. WAYNE – 13
TE MERCEDES LEWIS – 7(8)
FLEX C. PORTIS – 8
K CROSBY – 6
DEF DALLAS – 3

Paul Ruppert – 110pts

QB – Peyton Manning (IND) – 37
RB – L. Tomlinson (SD) – 12(24)
RB – Clinton Portis (WAS) – 8
WR – Randy Moss (NE) – 1
WR – Donald Driver (GNB) – 1
TE – Heath Miller (PIT) – 14
FLEX- Nate Burleson (SEA) – 3(9)
K- Lawrence Tynes (NYG) – 6(13)
D/ST- Dallas – 3

KiNGrEX – 113pts

QB=TOM BRADY – 31
RB=FRED TAYLOR – 4(15)
RB=EARNEST GRAHAM – 15
WR=DONALD DRIVER – 1
WR=REGGIE WAYNE – 13
TE=ANTONIO GATES – 1(2)
FLEX=BRANDON JACOBS – 11(28)
K=NICK FOLK – 5
D/ST=WASHINGTON – 3

zillz – 87pts

peyton manning – 39
LT – 12(24)
maurice jones drew – 6(20)
donald driver – 1
randy moss – 1
folk -5
bucs – 1

MrEin = 0pts

Casey – 86pts

QB Favre – 26
RB Alexander – 9(13)
RB C Portis – 8
WR TO – 10
WR Randy Moss – 1
TE Antonio Gates – 1(2)
Flex Addai – 11
K L. Tynes – 3(9)
D/ST Pittsburgh – 6

dubble up – 90pts

QB – T. Brady (Pats) – 31
RB – N Davenport (Steelers) – 14
RB – J. Addai (Colts) – 11
WR – S. Bodiford (Packers) – 0
WR – J. Galloway (Tampa Bay) – 0
TE – M. Pollard (Seattle) – 0(2)
FLEX – L. Tomlinson (Chargers) = 12(24)
K – N. Folk (Cowboys) – 5
D/ST – Giants – 3

Angry Citizen – 148pts

QB – Brady (NE) – 31
RB – R. Grant (GB) – 38
RB – S. Alexander (SEA) – 9(13)
WR – R. Wayne (IND) – 13
WR – T. Owens (DAL) – 10
TE – A. Gates (SD) – 1(2)
FLEX – B. Jacobs (NYG) – 11(28)
K – Scobee (Jags) – 7
D/ST – Steelers – 6

Jaislayer – 145pts

QB- Peyton Manning (COLTS) – 39
RB- Fred Taylor (JAGS) – 4(15)
RB- Brandon Jacobs (GIANTS) – 11(28)
WR- Randy Moss (PATS) – 1
WR- Hines Ward (STEELERS) – 14
TE- Cris Cooley (REDSKINS) – 4
FLEX- L. Tomlinson (CHARGERS) – 12(24)
K- Josh Brown (SEAHAWKS) – 8(17)
D/ST- DALLAS – 3

iFux aka Etheraldinho aka Farouq Obama aka Kasual Kashmere aka Mickey Magnum aka Phil da Advil – 135pts

qb Peyton Manning – 39
rb Tomlinson – 12(24)
wr T Owens – 10
wr Randy Moss – 1
Te Heath Miller – 14
Flex Brandon Jacobs – 11(28)
K Redskins Kicker (dont know his name) – 2
d Jaguars – 1(17)

BiggSipp – 113pts

QB – Peyton Manning (IND) – 39
RB – Fred Taylor (JAC) – 4(15)
RB – Marion Barber (DAL) – 19
WR – Plaxico Buress (NYG) – 1(4)
WR – Randy Moss (NE) – 1
TE – Chris Cooley (WAS) – 4
FLEX – LaDanian Tomlinson (SD) – 12(24)
K – Mason Crosby (GB) – 6
D/ ST – Tampa Bay – 1

N.O. 4 life – 120pts

qb – peyton manning (ind) – 39
rb – maurice jones drew (jac) – 6(25)
rb – ladanian tomlinson (sd) – 12(24)
wr – randy moss (ne) – 1
wr – terrell owens (dal) – 10
te – donald lee (gb) – 1
flex – shaun alexander (sea) – 9(13)
d/st – giants – 3(7)

p-city – 96pts

QB – Peyton Manning (Ind) – 39
RB – Ladanian Tomlinson (SD) – 12(24)
WR – Randy Moss (NE) – 1
WR – Hines Ward (Pitt) – 13
Flex – Clinton Portis (Was) – 8
FLEX – Witten (Dal) – 8
D/ST – New England – 3

the dallas – 101pts

QB – Tom Brady – 31
RB – LT(omlinson) – 12(24)
RB – Fred Taylor – 4(15)
WR – Donald Driver – 1
WR – Plaxico Burress – 1(4)
TE – Jason Witten – 8
FLEX- Joseph Addai – 11
K- Rob Bironas – 6
D/ST- Tampa Bay – 1

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