MLB PREPARES TO START SNITCHING…

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ANDY PETTITTE went before Congress
to tell his story of having HGH pumped into his booty. If sports were ever ghey, and they certainly are ghey, this was the gheyest revelation. Gheyer than that ghey dude that used to play football writing a book with that ghey dude that used to play basketball. Gheyer than even SHERYL SWOOPES, and no one can deny how ghey that is.

I’m just upset that talk radio and sportswriting faggotry hasn’t been sicked on ROGER CLEMENS the way they jumped all over BARRY BONDS. Oddly enough everyone has been mum up to this point. I’m optimistic that when the season begins maybe there will be some outcry, but at the end of the day being mad at CLEMENS and PETTITTE and whoever used steroids doesn’t change how people reacted to BONDS.

It shouldn’t change anything about the game either. Professional sports exists as our modern day circuses to offer us a diversion from the fact we are plunged headfirst into a downward spiraling economy while we are perpetuating military conflicts over the Earth’s natural resources. I just finished watching a Super Bowl that had as many advertisements for drugs as it did for different types of cars and beers. Let’s be honest and say that the rush you get from prescription medication is a whole lot cheaper than buying that Acura RL.

This is the same rush that baseball players get when striking someone out with a 90mph fastball or hitting a 500ft. home run. Blaming baseball players for getting their high seems cheap to me, and mostly cowardly. America is addicted to drugs period. That is the white elephant in the room that no one wants to acknowledge. Instead, we just keep watching the tell lie vision. Woo hoo, the Giants won the Super Bowl! I wonder how many NFL players use designer synthetic steroids?

Awww, who gives a fuck. Somebody pass me a beer.

3 Responses to “MLB PREPARES TO START SNITCHING…”

  1. Amadeo says:

    Same reason more people don’t rip Clemens for sitting around half the summer then going, “Ok…I guess I’ll play for somebody for a while.”

  2. 40 says:

    ^ Word to Stephen A. Smith who was the only one who ever commented on the hypocrisy of that action Amadeo…

  3. snitchers is cool if u right and they wrong, nd when folks lie, dont u think – roger C for exampe

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