JANET vs. BeYONCE: WIG OUT!

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These two entertainers are what settles for the triple threat of singing and dancing actresses in the year 2008. The truth is that both BeYONCE and JANET couldn’t act their ample asses out of a paper bag, but their wigs deserve academy awards.

If you have ever watched a BeYONCE video then you already know that her wigs display more on screen charisma than her face can convey. Similarly, JANET JACKSON lets her wigs not only act for her, but occasionally they even dance. JANET is still doing the same shoulder shrug move from her PAULA ABDUL days, at least her wigs have learned some new dance steps. Let’s take a look at some of the wigs of these two great Wig Owners.

BeYONCE has more wigs than anyone else has had in their mid-thirties save for the Boss, DIANA ROSS. BeYONCE’s wigs go from straight and sassy, to out of control hussy curls. The added feature of BeYONCE’s wigs are all the diverse blahnge tints that she uses depending on her moods.

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JANET JACKSON is a master Wig mistress who displays different colors and lengths at will. The last time I believe I saw JANET’s scalp was in the 1970’s on ‘Good Times’.

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Here’s a look at JANET’s most recent music video for her single ‘Feedback’. Yes, that is milk that she is dancing in. I give JANET points for that since the only feedback that milk gives me is from my backside.


JANET JACKSON – ‘Feedback’

BeYONCE covers TINA TURNER’s ‘Proud Mary’ much to the dismay of Mrs. TURNER. However, BeYONCE’s wig does do TINA proud.

BeYONCE – ‘Proud Mary’

8 Responses to “JANET vs. BeYONCE: WIG OUT!”

  1. I miss Pleasure Principle/Rhythm Nation era Janet. That move in the PP video where she walks up the chair…that was the best. Velvet Rope era Janet was a good look, but a little too airbrushed for my taste.

  2. Candice says:

    LMAO @ Janet still doing that Paula Abdul shoulder move.

    I think the current Queen of wigs is actually Tyra Banks or Lil Kim.

  3. Maxine says:

    Ooooh Candice, you are right. Tyra would have to be the Queen with Kim following close behind. Remember those different colors she rocked in “Crush on you?” haha.

    Also, call me crazy or a sex crazed freak, I don’t know but I always assumed that Janet video was about her making the guy cum ( can i say that here?) with the “feedback” being the actual act itself. Milk? I thought that was the point of the whole sexy ass red catsuit. I really like Janet lol.

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  5. Aunt Jackie says:

    i had a chance to see Janet last week when she made her club appearance in LA and she was wig free for once in her life, and looking lovely as ever. Her new album is a banger, he manager played it in its entirety. It’s classic Janet and her finest!

    I’m sure she’ll be breaking into the emergency wig crypt to get it right and get tight when it comes time to tour!

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  7. Mugen Spiegel says:

    I remember when Ms. Jackson (cuz I’m nasty) made good music.

  8. Tiffany says:

    Hey Dallas, I’m watching the Black People awards and Janet’s actually showing some scalp today. She looks darling. At least she changes it up. Janet’s my girl. I’m with you E, Janet was bad during the PP/Rhythm Nation era and her Velvet Rope concert was the bomb!

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