DP Dot Com Hearts White People…

white people

Most Black men in America are inherently multi-lingual.

There’s the language we use when we speak with our parents, the slang we use when we talk to our peers, and for those of us that are so inclined, the way we speak when we are talking to white (see BARACK OBAAMA).

Speaking well while around white has been a career boon for so many colored folks and with this being the blowout week for Black History Month celebrations I wanted to give you party people a drop that highlights my love for learning and racial harmony. For those of you interested in increasing your white I.Q. and prah’lee increasing your SAT scores simultaneously I give you this link from Combat Jack…

Stuff White People Like

This might be the most important website in the history of the internets.

No, really.

16 Responses to “DP Dot Com Hearts White People…”

  1. Tony says:

    AWESOME FIND!!!

    White people like Gentrification, no joke.

    Also the Obama joke made me spill my morning cereal.

  2. Aunt Jackie says:

    Oh this has been of my secret pleasures for a minute.

    good looking out!

  3. 40 says:

    One of the greatest sites EVAR.

  4. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Combat Jack and Dallas Penn too much for a lazy Saturday morning that feels like a lazy Sunday morning due to the snow and no work on last Monday or Friday. Combat Jack does NOT get The Bozack. Ernie
    PS I needed this drop to help me recover from seeing Kanghey Worst at the Grammies with his White Plastic Sunglasses and his White Plastic Rap. EP

  5. master cheef says:

    preciate the tip, billy.(no homo). that website is motherfucking hilarious. white people are crazy.

  6. master cheef says:

    also, is it just me or are the comments on that blog written a little more eloquently than the ones on xxl.com?

  7. omegaSB says:

    “talking to the white” ……I have never seen it put so eloquently.

  8. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    The greatest Interracial love song ever:
    “Chalice In The Palace” by U Roy.
    U Roy chants “I know we’re not birds of a feather but we’re going to stick together” “Trod to the palace with my chalice, make sweet love to your majesty” “and it will be so hard” “Aryan Queen”-the song is from a hard core Rastafarian Legend U Roy to The Queen of England (also known in Rastafarian circles as the Whore of Babylon. As they say love will find it’s way. Extra props to Dallas if he makes a musical link to this song. Ernie

  9. Robbie says:

    That white site is gold. On the Toyota Prius:

    “It’s a pretty sweet deal for white people. You can buy a car, continue to drive to work and Barak Obama rallies and feel like you are helping the environment!

    Some white people decide to pull the ultimate move. Prius, Apple Sticker on the back, iPod rocking, and Democratic Candidate bumper sticker. Unstoppable!”

  10. Combat Jack says:

    Found the site last nite and spent 1/2 my effing reading the damned thing. Effin brilliant!

  11. Robbie says:

    I’m surprised they haven’t done a post on John Mayer yet.

  12. the_dallas says:

    ^ or the Roots.

    Show was aiight lastnite. Set was too short with no Todd Shaw.

  13. VEe says:

    The post titles alone are funny, I’m going through the archives.

  14. Dart_Adams says:

    Based on this site’s drops I have several “White” tendacies I wasn’t aware of *Looks around at vast collection of Apple products*

    One.

  15. Semantik says:

    Damn funny… another afternoon lost.

  16. Vee says:

    Yo! That dude Assimilated has an interview with the creator of Stuff White People Like.

    http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/2008/02/stuff-white-people-like-interview-part.html

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