The Wiz get one off the Cavs and the country of Belize has a holiday.
Okay, maybe not the country.
One of the reasons I was hoping that the Nuggets would have a long playoff run was to stem the tide of all the Black men getting merc’ked in Denver.
Between the Pistons and the Tigers both being so good in their respective sports, only the lord knows, but you may have a few less domestic violence cases in Detroit at least until the Lions take the field.
Here’s the breakdown…
Western Conference
LakeShow is too damn good for Denver. I predict this series to be 4-1.
The Spurs should sweep the Suns, but I don’t think the Association will let their golden boy get done in like that. Spurs prevail 4-2.
The Rockets run out of fuel before Game 7. Utah 4-2.
Hornets sweep Mavericks. All team owners gloat excessively.
Eastern Conference
Atlanta is like the ugly broad at the prom, just happy to be there. Boston sweeps.
Cleveland gives it to the Wiz in five.
Orlando overpowers T Dot in five.
Pistons silence the Sixers in five.
Things will get real serious in the second round matchups. CHRIS PAUL vs. TONY PARKER will be the shit. I expect PAUL to treat the Frenchman like his initials. T.P.
5 Points. A five step profiling system the pigs have out here, 5 Points also just happens to be a predominately black neighborhood in Denver. No coincidence, none.
Glad the Wizards pulled one off. Souljah Boy had something to do with it
The Wiz Bandwagon still has some open seats, DP. No way we lose to that bama Lebron in 5.
DP…I’m hoping you’re right; my Hornets faltered last night in Dallas, but I didn’t really expect them to sweep, and when they face the Spurs, I think CP3 is quick enough to adequately defend and shit on T.P.
P.S. Thanks for the Superman pack! Got it today, and I’m ecstatic!