BRYANT still has to win a ‘chip without SHAQ, but after he does, and he WILL, does the prodigal son return home?
This guy was left for dead.
Even worse than MICHAEL VICK.
Just like VICK though you couldn’t argue that he brought that shit upon himself.
Still and all I mean, c’mon?
“America is a racist country. The end.” – (c)TRACY MORGAN
So here he stands on the precipice of greatness again(read: MAXIMUM commercial viability).
These are the moments that you love the game for.
Any game…
Can he be legend?
Dropping 81 points isn’t too shabby.
Fifty + points in a Finals…
Chuuuuuuch.
And why not?
The only thing that can stop BRYANT is BRYANT.
That the Lakeshow which surrounds him is also nice with theirs is what I find scary (read: LA>>>Knicks).
BRYANT is so good that even the most diehard Knicks fans are now brushing his wigs. SPIKE LEE, takes his documentary cameras and goes 24/7 with the megastar to see what his days, and nights are all about. [ll] to any footage indicating total family nudity,
And extra[ll] to any tape of him leaving #2’s
Sonn did drop deuces on GINOBILLI.
Shitted hard enough to change the nigga name to MANUre.
SPIKE has been granted some kind of ridiculous access from the NBA and their broadcast partners since they understand that the lil’ homey makes it fresher with no pressure.
Wasn’t this the game that the Lakeshow rumbled back from 20 points in the hole?
LA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Knicks
Boston takes the D in 6 (none) and then La crushes them in an amazing fusilade in 7 games
that pic of Jason Kidd’s big-head kid is nowhere near as unsettling as that other pic of the head that was decapitated…I’d rather look at booger pics, if it’s all the same to you….
my co-worker said that Kobe is a primadonna…whatever the fuck that means…
The Lake Show, bidges!
“Yay-YEAY!” © O’Shea
btw…
the good folks @ Mighty Healthy need to make a size 9 for that fuckin’ kid’s dome
Big-Headed Kids need to look fly in NYC Streetwear Couture too
Has that youngster with the erra…unfortunate features grown into his dome yet? And did someone say SKELLY? **Starts melting candle wax to fill my milk top**
Regarding this post:
Kobe has done an amazing job of getting the Lakers to the NBA Finals and he’s even deserving of the NBA MVP Award. However, all that fly shit he did against the old and decrepit San Antonio Spurs ain’t gonna rock with the C’s.
Can Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol stand up to Kevin Garnett and Hulk Perkins? In the regular season they couldn’t. Lamar Odom was so frustrated with not being able to grab and board or get a shot off against him that he snapped during the game. Garnett PWNs Pau Gasol…always has, always will. If he’s bodying Sheed then what chance do Pau possibly have?
Who can stop Kobe? No one but Kobe. Who can contain Kobe? A combination of Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, James Posey and Tony Allen (who should healthy by the Finals). Kobe only shot 33% against the C’s and in one game Ray Allen stuck him dolo and made him look like he was drunk out there on the court.
Check the tapes!
One.
@ Nonchalant
HAHAHAHA… poor kid(s) got the ill dome piece!
@Dart_Adams
Celtics crumble in 6. Those Boston jerks can’t handle Kobe’s awesomeness. Homeboy can jump over pools of snakes and cars, what makes you think he can’t handle Pierce or Allen?
Difficult takes a day impossible takes a week.
Considering the smack down the Lakers put on the Spurs, and now the Mamba tastes the blood in the water, AND he’ll have a few days rest to stew about this. If the C’s even make it to the Finals they’re getting their arses handed to them in 5. Boston will have to deal with the Lake Show winning in Boston for another debilitating 2008 sports loss. But if the C’s even make it out of Deh-TWAH – these are the things I’d like to see:
1. They play the WHOLE series, or at least games 1 & 3 (first home games for each) in throwbacks.
2. Doc Rivers getting fired the minute they lose the chip (if they make it out Detroit) because he should have been fired last year and his black ass is lucky to have a job and his barely .500 playoff win percentage just ain’t cutting it. Avery Johnson was fired for less.
3. If the C’s do win. I will purchase hella Kleenex because I know KG’s reaction will be one of the most emotional moments ever in American professional sport, and I will blubber along accordingly.
4. More sneaker close ups.
5. Kate Faber in a Celtics Jersey.
6. The “Shaq-Cam” of him eating crow when Kobe-Won Kenobi (his former MC name) does win one with out The Big Cactus, realizing the Lakers did keep the right player.
7. Benzino courtside at the TD Waterhouse Garden with a sign that says “Paul Pierce I’m Sorry On Behalf of the Made Men.”
To Be Continued…
PS – Do you think TJ Kidd just bobs up and down in water like a buoy with that incredible melon of his?
one of fat joe’s dopest lines is “y’all wanna be bigheaded like jason’s kid”
from “oh yeah”
Lakers over Celts in 6…when Kobe smells blood in the water, there is no one iller besides the one who is the father to his style.
ROFLMAO @ Nonchalant.
We’ll call New Era and see what they can do.
True story, on my way into work I watched this chinese lady get birdshit on her head while we were under the elevated train station.
Maybe its because I pulled an all niter last nite writing these got damn drops today but my ass fell out laughing. My stomach, my chest and my face hurt now because I have been laughing so hard.
The shit landed so perfect on her head you couldn’t have drawn that shit better. I know that is supposed to be good luck or some shit but frankly, my day can’t get any better.
Well, it can if I can help it. I hope that Wale party has free drinks. Am I going to get my ass drunk regardless. PrA’li.
@ Candice,
What you know about Skelly caps? We used to play where you could change caps when you were on offense or defense. I had the wax filled mayo jar cap, the classic milk bottle joint and the evasive manuever cap from the Louisiana hot sauce.
@ Dart,
C’s gonna take this one on the chin. Word to your homey Ray Allen’s inscription ‘Sugar Ray’ on the Jordan 7’s. Shit is Hollywood right now. Tim Donaghey fucked up the prestige of the league and since he is Irish too that means the Celts gotta fall back.
Why you think Gasol’s moms named him “Pau”? ‘Cuz sonn don’t také no ‘L’s.
Yo fam, that birdshit scene was so classic I might die today. GOD gonna be like “Thats enough for you.”
DP…I played skelly all day every day. I know that the plastic piece inside of the Push up Ice cream joints made the BEST tops because they were super smooth on the Skelly court…that and the gray cover of the film canister filled with playdoh for some weight. STEALTH!
Candice, you ain’t neva lie.
Remember the old school pill bottle tops before they were “child proof”?
Dukes used to use them pill bottles to hold her coins for the laundromat and she was always vexed because the tops would stay missing.
I smell a Skelly tournament…
To everyone who predicted the Celtics would lose to the Lakers:
Not gonna happen. When Kobe smells blood in water he gets it done? The last time he got it done there was a huge dude named Shaq in the paint throwing fools around like Igoo from the Herculoids. He ain’t there no more.
Kobe, Pau & Lamar vs. KG, The Truth & Jesus?
Prepare to be shocked and awed, i guess.
One.
Sorry Dart, Jesus has been looking really shook during the post season.
Darth Kobe. The TRUTH, PERIOD. Kobe really really really wants to validate himself with a championship of his own, without Big Diesel.
Wow, the night Tim Duncan drops a triple-double, the Spurs still lose.
Remember the old school pill bottle tops before they were “child proof”?
Dukes used to use them pill bottles to hold her coins for the laundromat and she was always vexed because the tops would stay missing.
^^^^Dallas…this is hilarious because my uncle used to live with us and he used to stash his weed in those black and gray film cannisters (so my mom wouldn’t throw him out) and I used to steal the tops all the time. LMAO!!!!
Did you watch the game last night or did someone just tell you about it and leave out all the good parts?
Shaq is on a beach some where with an icy hot patch on his dome drinking vitamin water and ish…Kobe is 4 games away from his 4th ‘chip….
Celtics have already played 2 game 7’s and could very well play a 3rd…I’ll take the Lakers who have only played 15 games to the tired old Celtics that have already played 20 games (and haven’t exactly looked championship caliber), thank you very much.
Kobe, Lamar, Pau >>> K.G., Truth & the Ghost of J. Shuttlesworth
Lakers in 6.
there’s so many quotables in the c-section i can’t even begin to start.
lol @ 40’s comment about j kidd’s kid’s melon nugget.
lol @ the bird shit.
lol @ the benzino image coming on a fucking white horse to give paul pierce an apology.
i quit life people.
lake show in 5.