The Mets Stay Losing…

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The problem inside of the Mets’ clubhouse is the collective bitchazzness of their most prominent players.

That and the fact they only like to speak spanish wasn’t helping.

And BILLY WAGNER is washed up

Taking the advice from our good friends at Nerditry we are now campaigning for Dominican Lou to finish the year as Mets’ skipper for the final season at Shea Stadium.

At least Dominican Lou knows how to speak that shit.

My only problem with Lou is that he is a Cubs’ fan.

You know who would be even better?

The return to the Metropolitans of my homey, Chico Escuela…

chico escuela

3 Responses to “The Mets Stay Losing…”

  1. LM says:

    Berry, berry good idea.

  2. Zilla Rocca says:

    Wagner is the only player with stones/moxy/cajones on that whole shook-ass team. I was pissed when the Phillies let him walk because at that time when their clubhouse was filled with cupcakes like Bobby Abreu and Pat Burrel, guys labeled “1st and 15th” players by John Marzano (RIP) because they just wanted that check and didn’t care about winning, Wagner was the only player who wouldn’t stand for stagnant play.

    Granted, it’s hard to be a critic when you’re blowing saves but he’s the only player who vocally shows his frustration and desire to win. They need to dump everyone but Reyes, Wright, Maine, and Santana and start over. Too many losers in that dugout.

  3. the_dallas says:

    Its true Wagner made some noise that the manager was too soft on the young star players, but then when Wagner is called on to put up or shut up he fucks up. All of this poor play was indicative of the larger problem. The team no longer wanted to win for their manager or themselves.

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