ThugPazzion = Rap’s Next Supergroup

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What up to the big homey K.C. who was in Cuba or some Caribbean country hanging out with Fisty Scent and your boy Tupac.

Fuck G-Unit. Them niggas been washed the fuck up. Way back when Fisty threatened to cut niggas allowances from the clothing line I knew that shit was a wrap. Fisty told niggas if they keep walking around in public wearing Sean John he was gonna clip they wings. Did Young Buck listen? Apparently not. It’s hard to run a label filled with your homies. Especially with niggas that remember when you didn’t have any paper. These are the types of cats to think that they MADE you and not the vice versa.

That’s why Fisty is about to splash off on all you haters with a new supergroup of rappers that shuts down the entire game. Shuts down the Game too. These niggas will go platinum in twenty different countries. Abu Dhabi, Turkmenistan, Puerto Rico, the Galapogos, Easter Island. Fuck it niggas, Antartica too. The penguins will be buying this shit. Picture this…

Fisty Scent
Eminem
Tupac Shakur

and Bobby Brown on the auto-tune hooks

These niggas is calling themselves ThugPazzion, because you know how niggas love to use ‘Z’s instead of ‘S’s. Actually, that was TuPac’s idea. That fool been away too long. Tupac is gonna shit himself. He don’t even believe that niggas ain’t wearing bandanas no more. Motherfuckers in the game now are running around with the grandmother’s scarves on and motherfucking eyeliner. Ha.

ThugPazzion sonn.

Go copp that shit right now sonn!

How crazy would that be? This is the shit that Dre has been waiting for to start making beats again. That’s where the passion comes from. When fifty year old niggas is excited to make pop music again. Look how productive Quincy Jones was in his fifties and sixties. Quincy Jones started Vibe magazine in his eighties. No niggas not the 1980’s. Quincy Jones was fucking 80 years old.

I’m laughing that Eminem is gonna be the fat guy in the group. That nigga is still the sickest white dude to ever hold a microphone, other than George Carlin. But George Carlin didn’t hardly ever really rap too much. Not really. So Eminem is sicker. This album is already shaping up to be the best Hip-Hop pop music record evar. It’s gonna make ‘Illmatic’ and ‘Only Built For Cuban Links’ sound like that last Clipse album.

I wonder who will feature on the album? Maybe Diddy. And definitely Jermaine Dupri. Those are the two greatest rapping producers of all time. And Timbaland. Thank God they left off all them bum azz niggaz from D-12, G-Unit and the Outlawz. Nobody wants to hear those azzholes anyhoo. Niggaz want to hear that real pop music rap. That gangster lollipop rap. You already know that Lil’ Wang will feature on this album. How you not gonna feature the hottest rapper, with the whitest rapper, along with the gheyest rapper and the rapper that people thought was dead for the longest?

I think we gotta get Hu$tle Simmons to A & R this project. Shit is too big for the industry right now.

Yo sonn, this album is crazy. I’m ordering my joint on Amazon today.

14 Responses to “ThugPazzion = Rap’s Next Supergroup”

  1. FLYNFLA says:

    Can you please explain this picture to me. is someone that good with photoshop?

  2. Marvelous Mo says:

    @ FLYNFLA:
    Was thinking the same shit too…This pic is so ill…

    @ Dallas:
    this drop sounded like an idea that popped up in your mind as you smoked ganja or while you were on the toilet (or the “think tank” as i call it) messing up the NYC pipes.

  3. Big Steve says:

    Yo pac i know you chillin in the caribbean or whatever but damn why are your knuckles so ashy? They don’t have cocoa butter down there or something?

  4. Enigmatik says:

    all they need is a feature from Eli Porter and this shit is going diamond, fuck a platinum plaque.

  5. Sangano says:

    w/ Memphis Bleek just hanging around the studio placing the ‘za and chinese food orders

  6. nerditry says:

    It must be summer if Dallas is writing on the white boy weed.

  7. 40 says:

    That photo made me throw up in my mouth… Two of the biggest, most overrated, loudmouthed assholes to ever clutch a microphone…

    (although as time passes I become a little more tolerable of Two-Pack Shaker)

  8. that photo is from when Jimmy Ivoine flew 50 out to cuba and they tried to convince pac to diss ja

    I got a photo of tupac and bin laden in my hard drive

    he gets around

    (step up… step up)

    smh’s at the fact nobody under 22 would even get what I am saying

  9. This is the orginal web consipercy document

    He wrote it a long time ago…… in um 96 @ Dave Chappelle

    this is also in the best rap book ever : Ego Trip: Big Book of Rap List

    Chuck D : The Reason Tupac Could Still Be Alive

    2Pac died on Friday the 13th…

    Las Vegas is a payoff City.. meaning all sorts of folks have been known to be on the take.. that means doctors, press, lawyers etc

    The white Cadillac containing the assailants was never found… How could this be when Vegas is in the middle of a desert?

    There’s a small Black community on the North side of town.. This strip is only about 8 blocks long.. The attackers were Black.. Where did they go? Where did they hide?

    The white Cadillac containing the gunmen passes a entourage of 2Pac’s boys. Many of them body guards… No one gives chase and there are no witness…There were no witnesses on the street… How come? Why not?

    The name of 2Pac’s next album is Machiavelli.. He was an Italian war strategist who faked his death to fool his enemies… Perhaps 2Pac is doing the same thing..

    The cover of his next album has 2Pac looking like Jesus Christ… Could he be planning a resurrection?

    Las Vegas is in the middle of the desert.. How come there was no helicopter chase… If some one was to rob a casino.. The LVPD would’ve chased you down with some helicopters.. . How come this didn’t happen with 2Pac shooting?

    2Pac was cremated the day after he died… Since when does some one get cremated the day after a murder… There was no autopsy

    There were no ballistic tests… At least we haven’t heard about them….

    Las Vegas is still very much a mob town.. No one gets killed on the strip… You have to pretty much get permission in order for something like this to happen.. Who was calling the shots on this one?

    2Pac’s vehicle got shot 12 times and Suge didn’t get hit once.. He was ‘grazed’ by a bullet.. Why did 2Pac get shot all those times and Suge not get hit?

    Suge said he drove 2Pac to the hospital and they had a coherent conversation? How bad was 2Pac hit? In addition to all this .. there are conflicting stories claiming that Quincy Jone’s daughter was in the back of the car.. and then she wasn’t.. what’s the deal for real?

    2Pac has completed 2 movies and 3 lps that have yet to be released.. With so many people upset about 2Pac’s death literally anything connected with him is bound to net a whole lot of cash…

    Suge Knight and 2Pac are the only two music industry people on that high a profile with enough balls to pull off a stunt like faking death…

    2Pac’s video ‘I Ain’t Mad At Ya’ foretold his death ….

    2Pac always wore a bullet proof vest but for some strange reason he didn’t wear one this time.. why not?

    The memorial services that were open to the public were cancelled in both Los Angeles and Atlanta…

  10. Amadeo says:

    You ever heard Carlin’s joint on consumerism…He might have had some flow.

  11. Lion XL says:

    Damn 40…I never took you for a Pac hater…..

  12. 40 says:

    Lion… I loved Pac the actor because honestly thats the best thing he did, and I got a few joints he did I really liked…

    I’m not gonna like and act like I was upset when he got murked, not because I loved Biggie like that or my NY pride, but I just hate loudmouth, reckless dudes, and when his mouth got permanently closed I figured it was the logical progression. Plus he put the battery in the back of a lot of dudes softer than baby shit when they listened to his music. I can tell you the exactly where I was and what I was doing when he passed on, and I remember incurring the wrath of people when I said “That n*gga ain’t gonna make it” hours before his death. Now in due time I’ve soften my stance on ‘Pac, and even have gone back and revisited his works. I’m not gonna say I’m a “hater” but I don’t hold him with the reverence that most people do…

  13. 40 says:

    However I’d take Pac back in a heartbeat if it meant Fisty’s shooters got it right the first time.

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