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My badd to the DP Dot Com fam that came up on this flagrant NSFW pic when I first let this drop fly. I need to not get get any of y’all fiscal situations fucked the fuck up when you read this blog from ya’ grizzlies. The PrA’li fund ain’t gonna get us all high. Shout to my ni- LionXL

Maybe when Soulja Boy Tell’Em grows up he might have a chick that lets him ‘Superman ‘dat ho’ in front of an audience of 500 sweaty men who mostly last saw a real live titty when they were being breastfed. That ICE T exploits his wife on stage during Body Count’s rendition of ‘KKK Bitch’ isn’t what makes him so much greater than Soulja Boy. What makes ICE T so much greater are all the hardcore anthems he crafted that still matter sixteen years later to the 500+ people gathered here in Brooklyn to see him perform. Will anyone be doing that for Soulja Boy even two years from now? I doubt it.

The Body Count show was so fucking awesome bananas that I am going back again tonight. I’m going back to see COCO’s magnificent mammaries. And I’m not even a titty man like that. Mostly I’m going to rock the fuck out with Body Count who were everything that I hoped they’d be as live performers. They jumped the fuck around and moshed with us and they motherfucking shredded their axes like animals. They were fucking beasts. The crowd was out of control. The venue was next door to a police precinct. When ‘Cop Killer’ came on the joint exploded. I have no fucking voice right now.

I had to turn around this morning and go to a project meeting in lower Manhattan at 9am. Then head back to my base office for my unit’s monthly staff meeting. I feel like a sack of shit stuffed in a pillowcase. I’m still going to that show tonight. It was the best live performance I have seen in a minute. I wish Game Rebellion had been there. I would have loved for them to see these old men slay the motherfucking crowd. Figuratively, and literally. Body Count covered a Slayer track too. Plus they closed the show doing a HENDRIX song. Damn sonn, I am on some wild fanboy shit right now.

BODY COUNT
Europa
98 Meserole Ave, Brooklyn
6pm

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