i.C. = Z-List Celeb Status…

i.C. cat

Being an iNternets Celebrity has been downgraded to the bottom of the totem pole for all celebrities.

When a mutant cat can become the next rage in your stratosphere then you have to understand how fleeting and worthless being an iNternets Celebrity really is. You are only good as your last YouTube video. And if it isn’t too good you may not be allowed to partake of the gratis industry swill.

I still manage to get my ass in to some of these parties from time to time. I’m not exactly sure how though because 99.9% of regular folks hate fat, nerdy people (cues Marvelous Mo). Do you feel like watching me make an ass of myself to a pretty lady? Here’s your video. Remember that I stay winning because I stay losing.

3 Responses to “i.C. = Z-List Celeb Status…”

  1. persuede says:

    um….great party.

  2. Marvelous Mo says:

    Youre my favorite big bodied intellectual. everyone else repulses me!!!

  3. R. Diddy says:

    A day in the life of muthafuckin DPeez…damn, that shawty lo still go hard in the club…thats my shit..so thats a real life OBAMA caught on film like an officer beatdown..u got any connections to someone deep in the LA Obama scene? I need a hook up man (nhjic)

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