Free MICHAEL VICK!
JASON CAMPBELL isn’t the answer in D.C. The Washington Redskins are picked every season to go to the playoffs – in the preseason. By time the halfway point rolls around in November these dudes are already packed up to fly to the Caribbean. Get a football team DAN SNYDER. Start by getting MICHAEL VICK’s ass out of jail. Since VICK is a product of Virginia you will have the locals in your corner, at least those of them who like dogfighting (read: all of Virginia).
The Giants – Redskins game was more boring than watching a snail orgy. I couldn’t help but think that somewhere in the country someone was playing MADDEN and the Cowboys were beating the Broncos 54-48 on some Tecmo Bowl shit. I don’t like pro football games with baseball game scores just like I don’t like pro basketball games with college football game scores, unless of course the Knicks are winning. I’m a fucking American and I like being plastered drunk by 3pm in the afternoon.
Football is the last American sport. I don’t mean ghey ass futbol which has motherfucking players from places like Rio de Janeiro and Barcelona. I’m talking about down home domestic violence American football. I’m talking O.J. SIMPSON, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS and motherfucking RAE CARRUTH football. None of that wack as Serbian shit like they are doing in the Association. Definitely none of that Japanese Dominican Mexican shit they are doing in baseball. I’m talking about that Kansas City middle-America methhead buttfuck meat-packing shitstain beer junkie football.
Cowboys all the way.
WTF with the consecutive underneath passes on long yardage situations? I’m hoping Zorn 2008 is like Gibbs 1981.
LMAO @ Brandon Jacobs running over Landry like a plastic bottle under a Ford Excursion tire.
“I’m talking about that Kansas City middle-America methhead buttfuck meat-packing shitstain beer junkie football.”
Damn, son, damn, it’s gotta be like that? Ha ha
I guess it’s true though. That’s why my man H8torade refers to Arrowhead as Camarohead™.
I can’t fux with the NFL this year. The Chiefs are going to be awful, worse than last year. I got my Missouri Tigers though.
COWBOYS SUCK…..GO GIANTS!
Futbol is the beautiful game DP!!!
*indian ABU voice* HOW CAN YOU SLAP, HOW CAN YOU SLAP!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^ROFLMAO @ FUX….. That was great.
man the cowboys are going to plaster the living shit out of those damn Yankees, er Giants..and im not even a cowboy fan…just a T dot O supporter…fuck it, only concern I have is that Ocho Cinco comes to fucking play some FOOOSEBALL…dammit…
I’m a Boys fan too…I see them going undefeated this year.
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With Tony “Choke When They Need Me the Most” Romo?
Jets baby…. Jets… Word to Al Toon.
are you ready for some footbaaawl!….a Monday night paaahtaaaaaay!!!LOL! Steelers…Early!
haha…drunk white people are funny….
YES! Lawrence Phillips, yes.
Wow…tribalism at it finest!
my dude jason campbell has the eriq la salle look on lockdown
Fuck the Cowboys and Go Skins
Haha Dallas, nice stab at Eli with the editing of him missing a pass after I said that Eli was the truth. Good overall footage of that night… pretty funny.