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Oh my goooseness!

I am dreaming of a Boston – Dodgers World Series with MANNY going all REGGIE JACKSON on those Bean counting motherfuckers.

CHARLES O. FINLEY Oaktown REGGIE status bitches.

I am fucking with this shit at MLB.com called GameDay where you can track a game pitch by pitch.

I guess I’m gonna be like my grandfather one day. He would be doing the boxscores while listening to his transistor radio with the single earpiece.

Top of the ninth and L.A. has the bases loaded.

ETHIER is up.

MANNY is on deck.

The Dodgers are the hottest team in baseball right now and they are all about MANNY RAMIREZ and ANDRE ETHIER.

I’m renaming sonn ETHER.

The Dodgers are pushing for the playoffs and they have two players in the starting lineup well below the Mendoza line (.200 batting average) while NOMAR GARCIAPARRA is in the cleanup spot hitting .234. WtF?!? How hardbody must MANNY be to have a team in contention with NO other offensive options? Keep in mind that the NL makes pitchers get into the batter’s box too.

ETHER just doubled with a full count and two outs clearing the bases.

MANNY gets walked intentionally.

Sit the fuck down if you don’t know who the MVP of this MLB shit is.

Yes, I’m having a man-crush.

Pay this man his gotdamn money.

A-ROD is a fucking fag.

How ironic is this Yankee hat I saw on my way home? This is the only thing one of these chapeaus is good for now.

An effing barf bag.

Go kill yourselves Yankee fans.

Mets all day bitches, unless MANNY is in town.

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