The great bloggerati Byron ‘Bol’ Crawford asked the obvious question…
“Why has KanYe West been arrested while George W. Bush hasn’t even been indicted yet?”
That’s because KanYe West is still being scrutinized for his televised freestyle during Universal Entertainment’s Hurricane Katrina fundraiser. You didn’t think he was going to be let off the hook do you? Even though his mom has passed away KanYe still doesn’t get a pass from NSA. It didn’t help his profile either to be remixing M.I.A. songs. Doesn’t he know that chick is on he Homeland Security hotlist?
What the fuck are people doing at an airport loitering with cameras and video equipment. Isn’t it illegal to take pictures inside airports and other government buildings? Isn’t that one of the provisions of the anti-terrorism legislature that has been in effect since 09.11.01. along with the Verizon, AT & T and T-Mobile being given immunity to tap our phones on behalf of the government?
I think ‘Ye Tudda was set up. The invisible hand knows that KanYeez isn’t a morning person. All you have to do is have some asscap shove his camera in ‘Ye Tudda’s face at the asscrack of dawn and then watch the sparks fly. This is why being an iNternets Celebrity > real world celebrity. Sure, the pay sucks but at least I get to enjoy my pr0n without people giving me their shit opinions.
*F.Y.I. I fucks with Buttman mags and Asshole Fever films. Good shit (puns always intended).*
Some people remarked that KanYe got himself nabbed as a P.R. stunt. That’s a hilarious assumption, and mostly stupid. KanYe gets press for any song he produces or rhymes on. So even from a marketing standpoint I don’t see what KanYe could add to his portfolio by being put in the clink. Unless maybe getting arrested removes his obligations to Universal Music Group and now KanYe can sign with Koch and make some real money.
I don’t know a damn thing about KanYe’s business and I can only speculate as to what moves he is about to make but I just want to say that sonn has this shit figured out. As I predicted, the ‘Love Lockdown’ leak is driving the clubs bananas. If your a hater you will say it was because that dude was in jail and ?uestlove was already wearing the shirt.
I can’t wait to hear the remix featuring Akon, T-Pain, Lil’ Wayne, KanYe and Kellz.
Is it too soon for me to give that track a Grammy?
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Going back to Cali?
“Nahh, I don’t think so fam.” |
They was out with there Nikons trying to take a pic of a Icon with his Nikes on and the nigga overreacted
Also word to Don C with that single move moved ahead of memphis Bleek But still Below of Spliff Star as a Premier Weed Carrier or in Kanyes case Porn Carrier
Bleek is like MJ of weedcarriers while spliff is like almost thee inventor of weed carrying IN HIP HOP…we all know prince and them had a squad of carriers before some of us were born..Don P is prolly the Lebron of carriers with the new boost..
Ye’s gotta learn to fly outa Burbank
As a photographer I would have still been kicking him and his WC bitch in the balls when the cops came. MF does everything except paint his ass polka dot to get a little fame then turns bitch when the heat of the spotlight hits him.
Nah, fuck Ye Tudda and all those dick riders that think he’s the shit
Break my camera and I break your nose, sorry thats the math and your punk ass white slottted ghey glasses will not prevent the ass whupping you get for violating. Ernie
F’ the camera Ye should be arrested for that vocoder bull sh*t he is putting out.
?uesto needs to invest in OkayPrinting. He’s always got a slogan on.
why would anyone need a human pr0n carrier?
There are inaminate objects that can serve as pr0n carriers
8 GB USB flash drive
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an internets connection
Ernie should fight Kanye Tudda in a pay per view special, give the profits to charity. I’m guessing Ernie would defeat Tudda.
Any place, any time.
First prize should be Yeah Turd-a stop the cheap, sophmoric tantrums and stage rethard games and concentrate on his art, music and rapping.
At six foot three and 260 pounds and an ex boxer vs his 5’8 140 pound narrow ass it would be more of a SNL/Wrestling Gimmick. Maybe get Flava to be the reff.
Rap is hurting, Hip Hop is stale, maybe we should have a monthly bare knuckles brawl to liven things up (minus the usual 600 pound gorilla body guards).
Only thing preventing that is too many rappers would not want to break their nails, get a bruised behind or have their eyeliner (II) smeared. Yes most of them are cross hitters. Sorry to disturb your concentration. Ernie
The best t-shirt for the moment