But a bitch ain’t one of ’em. Hmmmmmm?
I don’t care how hardbody you keep your shit at some point you are gonna have issues with your bitch. It just be like that sometimes. You could be the greatest rapper of all time and you will still have to deal with the bullshit that these broads manifest.
Mahogany
So even if the god MC has to put up with these chicks what makes you think that any lesser rapper won’t have to get put through the ringer? The best of the best get broken down by these scandalous chicks. Look at your man G Rap. He got Karinne Steffans pregnant. You see what that got him? Kool G Rap can’t get a motherfucker to listen to his lisp. Meanwhile Superhead is a rap music superstar without spitting one serious bar. Plus Superhead doesn’t spit, she swallows.Zing!I’ll be here all week internets.
NaS stays having issues with his baby boos because that is the lifestyle of a don. I remember hearing a radio interview with the little homey several years ago and he didn’t even sweat the fact his ex-bitch was getting all scandalous in the newsprint. NaS took it in stride like this was what happens in Holly’hood. Everybody passes around their broads and its nothing. NaS was going through the heartbreak of just losing his mother so I don’t think any trifling heifer could rattle his cage. Not like your boy Eminem got broken down.
I feel for Eminem because that dude loved his baby momma ridiculous. She must have been tongue kissing his asscrack as hard as she smoked the crackpipe because Em was sprung. He’s considered suicide over that chick several times as well as getting arrested and all sorts of property damage from him just wilding out in his mansion. Eminem was clearly one of the greatest rappers to ever touch the microphone, unfortunately, a bitch was definitely his problem.
I can’t say that a bitch was ever Fifty Cent’s problem. He has pretty much held his baby momma in check. There was that time she jumped up out of pocket and hired that dude Raoul Felder, but that didn’t net her too much paper. That is why homegirl burnt down Fifty’s crib on some Left Eye bullshit. Fifty stays winning though because he is transitioning himself to be a media magnate while homegirl is about to get Section 8.
Diddy stays having chick problems. Cassie, Siena Miller, Aubry O’Day, Kim Porter, Mysa. The list goes on for Diddy. If Diddy has 99 problems that means he has 99 bitches. T.I. got chick problems. Cop ass police ass man titty ass Rick Ross has bitch problems since he fucks with Foxy Brown. Even Busta Rhymes has bitch problems and everyone knows he’s teh ghey. KanYe ain’t got no girlfriend but he still has bitch problems. Which brings me to my final question…
Why don’t Jay-Z have any bitch problems?
Is his G just that melliferous? Is Jay-Z the greatest mack in our lifetime? Even Sinatra had problems with these whores. Even J.F.K. I’m not trying to bring down the House of Roc-A-Wear, er, Dereon, but I don’t never hear a peep from them. Jay-Z needs to smack the shit out of BeYonce before the end of this quarter just to remind her of who he is. I know BeYonce has to be getting all uppity now that she is using skin bleaching cremes and the what not. Jay-Z needs to remind that chick that she is still Blacker than Obama no matter how much of that Ambi shit she uses.
Word from in-house is that dude has no bitch problems b/c dude is like the world’s most selfish person on the planet. Plus, I hear he’s not above putting an occasional S. Carter shoe on Bey whenever she wanna wish she was a boy.
I think I just fell off my chair laughing. The secret to not having bitch problems is getting with a southern broad who knows her place. So if she acts up all he has to do is send her down south for some home training and she will get some ack right in her ass real quick!
Co-sign with CJ. It’s like the same kinda shit that Jordan has going on where there is no one in his mind, male or female that could ever be on his level. You know he believed all that American Gangster shit applied to hisself.
Yeah, he may have to have the cops over to the crib for a domestic more than once, just to let her and every chick out there know that, “its not a game, i AM from Marcy, and If I catch you wearin’ one of my scarves again, I’ll friggin’ hang you with it. Word is Bawn!”
The secret to not having bitch problems is getting with a southern broad who knows her place.
^^Word or nice hispanic bitch that stay pregnant and cooking scrambled eggs with chorizo! *hispanic girl voice* O Hells No!!!!!!!
I realized a long time ago the key is not letting the chick get too close to what makes you you. Therefore she cheats gets out of line or whatever, drop the bitch and get you a new one. People Love isnt a one time thing, plenty of fish in the sea
^ ^^Word or nice hispanic bitch that stay pregnant and cooking scrambled eggs with chorizo! *hispanic girl voice* O Hells No!!!!!!!
Funny ass shit right there. LOL’s. Homie said “chorizo”.
But I’m dead wrong for sayin Evan is dead right!
It’s these cot-damned East and West coast broads that be havin dude’s all heated, sweaty and locked the eff up. Too many players wanna be owners.
The real secret is to get a chick with her own thing going on that way she ain’t all up in your all day!
You just can’t treat these hoes as equals. But the main reason why Jay never has any problems with hoes is that he is mediocre. Unlike superior mcs like G Rap, Nas, and Eminem, Jay is pretty ordinary. How can any independent bitch not want that?
Since bitches are supposed to be independent now there is no way they can stick with a superior man. The more independent they get the less feminine they become. Once they lose their female power over men, they have to scramble just to find some lame actually interested in them.
Jay-Z is just that mediocre lame these independent silly bitches want. If Beyonce says some slick shit to him, he doesn’t have the passion to react. He doesn’t have the desire to rule or conquer and I don’t think he ever did. He is merely a creation of Dame Dash, Camron, Biggie, Nas, G Rap, Jaz-O, and his boy De-Haven that he shits on all day for no reason. Maybe back in his youth he had some spark left in him, but now he is pretty much a corpse. All the success turned him into some mediocre chump.
Let’s not confuse selfish with lack of desire and passion. Also I can’t believe that Jay would hit Beyonce because when would she ever do anything feminine? She is miss independent. She can’t possibly act like a real bitch. She doesn’t need a man so there is no reason for her to act up. Jay is perfect for her because he doesn’t have the desire to control her anyway.
Jay found a chick that has her own career, her own money and her own sense of self. She is already Beyonce….so she can be comfortable being Mrs. Carter. She can lay back and be his chick because she already knows who she is.
When a woman has no clue who she is or no strong sense of self, she will be too busy trying to either (a) be the man or (b) trying to break her man down to make herself feel better.
These other dude’s pick women that are not their equals or women that don’t have shyt so it can feed their ego’s. “Look what I did for you girl…I made you. I bought you shyt. You were nothing without me.”
Due with ego + low self esteem having gold digger = HOUSE ON FIRE/Child support/Tell all book/sex tape.
Jay is confident and married a confident chick. PERIOD.
due=dude
Chorizo STAYS winning.
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LMAO! ^
man I could add my theory all day but somebody please tell me what lp that mahagony is off of..Im from Ohio and all I bumped back in the day was down south shit..but who is that…dont go double x l in the comment section on a ninja..lol
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