CROSSOVER NEGRO REESE was one part of a popular urban radio show being broadcast out of New York City. His wry wit and his sensibilities made him a target of the frustration of his morning show’s listeners. As an avowed political conservative married to a white woman, he was the constant butt of jokes from the show’s other castmembers.
But look who’s laughing now. CROSSOVER NEGRO REESE has decided to forego the trivial pursuits of being nothing more than the sidekick of a talk radio host that industry insiders consider to be a less funny HOWARD STERN imitation. CROSSOVER has become accustomed to reinventing his career in the entertainment business. In the early 90’s he was a tour dancer for the pop music act MILLI VANILLI. When that act was dissolved because the lead singers couldn’t sing, the fallout touched everyone. CROSSOVER found himself blacklisted from dancing backup for any subsequent acts. It was a desperate time for CROSSOVER. He lived on subway platforms and park benches and would occasionally steal purses to give himself money for a warm meal.
While he was hustling on 8th Avenue he met an independent movie director who offered to provide him the break he needed to get back on his feet. The director was looking for the lead role in an underground adult film about MILLI VANILLI. Thus, a star was born…
Ok, that’s just gross…
Who said Star was a talk radio host that industry insiders consider to be a less funny HOWARD STERN imitation?
The internets are talking homegirl, the internets…
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