Draft Daze…

Now that the Association’s season has finally tipped off almost everything is right with the world. The fact that the Knicks are currently undefeated is simply just gravy on top of the frosted icing.
As every season begins filled with promise and potential I scan the team rosters to see if my homey DONTREVIUS WENTERS has been picked up by any of the clubs.
DONTREVIUS WENTERS has held on to his hoop dreams for the last eighteen years hoping to be drafted by a team in need of the special skills he brings to the game. When I say special skills I should clarify that as Special Education.
DONTREVIUS loves the game of basketball, but his skillset to basketball is equal to Lil’ Wayne’s rapping. Actually, DONTREVIUS is worse. I can listen to Lil’ Wayne. I close my eyes when DON steps on the court.
Still and all DONTREVIUS maintains his hoop dreams through his annual draft day disappointment. Maybe someone will give this kid a shot. Let him at least get the water or wipe the sweat from the floor with a towel. Let him work his way up the ladder. The one thing he has for the game is love.
Just don’t let him hold your basketball.
Draft Daze pt.1:
Conceived / Directed / Edited – Terrence Q. Elenteny
Writers – Dallas Penn, Terrence Q. Elenteny
Original Score – Jon DavisCast:
Dontrevius Wenters – Dallas Penn
Fatima Wenters – Terri Ballard
Coach – Murray Adams
October 31st, 2008 at 12:50 pm
(In best Jiggerman Peter Brady voice)
YOU’S A FOOL FOR THIS ONE DALLAS!!!!
October 31st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Yo….I think I’ve played with Dontrevius before….
October 31st, 2008 at 1:33 pm
[ll] on that last comment….
October 31st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
ahaha billy taibo yoga and that ending shot were the things that got me. Nice to have something to watch during a little morning wake n’ bake
October 31st, 2008 at 1:49 pm
lol @ flying around in circles
October 31st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Wait a minute. What is that beat in the beginning? I know it as “Mild Sauce” by this cat Que Billah out of Chicago
October 31st, 2008 at 3:07 pm
and whats the track playing from 1:10 – 1:30?
October 31st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
this is the joint. I swear, I was watching the Clippers lakers game and I pulled out my basketball ,n/h, and I felt just like the homie.
October 31st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
cosign @ Children of Sanchez. That last 30 secs in cinematic gold…
MHB
October 31st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I gotta go get my wallet.
THAT shit was worth every dime of ‘CHEA!
You’s a fool…of the best kind!
October 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Hold up…was that big finish from The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh?