A Tale Of Two Cities…

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I have tried to withstand all the LeBRON JAMES hype that has been generated during this NBA season. The Association is too deft at finding ways to attract me whether it is visceral or emotional. They have a talented athlete celebrity who appears to be the complete package [ll]. All I can say about LeBRON’s performance against the Knicks is that it surpassed ShowBee BRYANT’s 61 points because LeBRON achieved a triple double. Not even a JASON KIDD triple double, but a WILT CHAMBERLAIN triple double.

LeBRON and KOBE are clearly two diametrically opposed forces on a collision course in June called the NBA Finals. If anything else were to happen I would immediately tune out from basketball and devote my full attentions to the Mets championship run with MANUEL RAMIREZ batting cleanup. If the Association knows whats good for them they will bring TIM DONAGHY back just to insure that we are treated to this special finals match up.

I believe that KOBE will eat LeBRON’s food in the Finals. First off, LeBRON has the funnier commercials, but KOBE has the better ad spots. LeBRON doesn’t have fast food ads that were as dope as pre-rape KOBE’s were. LeBRON is telegenic and the whole nine, but KOBE is an ice cold assassin who just doesn’t give a fuck. And more than anything else he wants a title to put his middle finger up to SHAQ.

LeBRON may be the lion king of the the NBA jungle but KOBE is the tiger. The lion knows that it has no predators whereas the tiger sees everything as its enemy. The tiger knows that its time here is short so it kills at will everything on sight. KOBE is from Philadelphia and he knows a thing or two about having the eye of the tiger just like Rocky Balboa did. LeBRON just doesn’t seem to have to battle against that same self doubt that challenges KOBE.

LeBRON knows that we know he is great, and he is happy with that.

KOBE is never happy.

9 Responses to “A Tale Of Two Cities…”

  1. E says:

    LBJ’s triple double “CHAMBERLAIN” style has been revoked. Fuck a Ben Wallace!

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/9189296/LeBron-loses-triple-double-after-NBA-adjusts-stats?MSNHPHMA

  2. BuddyWhite says:

    Kobe is the GOAT….simply stated the difference between Kobe and Lebron is that Kobe does everything in the game of basketball with an (über)elite level of skill, while Lebron pushes the limit on what can be done in a given game. I think Kobe losses “points” because his superior talent allows the game to appear easy to the lehman’s eyes; whereas Bron Bron achieves feats of dynamic stregnth and agility…but I’m just a 24 year old kid in south Carolina, what do I know?

  3. ovid bowsprit says:

    Kobe was happy last night after they beat the Celtic thugs. He even smiled.

  4. the_dallas says:

    Kobe revoked LeBron’s triple double because he is Darth Kobius. When Kobe Bryant smiles an orphange in Gaza is exploded.

  5. LM says:

    Exactly. Except the Cavs will beat the Lakers. They’re the Celtics of this year with the intense D. With Bynum out L.A. will shrink from repeated contact again.

  6. Dart_Adams says:

    Kobe Bryant=Tetsuo (has to destroy everything/rule everyone in the NBA)
    LeBron James=Kaneda (Is the one thing that stands between Tetsuo’s bid for NBA dominance)
    Boston Celtics=Akira (the one that everyone in the NBA is chasing..they have set all these events into motion)

    Can’t wait to see how it all pans out in June.

    One.

  7. BuddyWhite says:

    Um….like is said….Kobe is the GOAT

  8. VEe! says:

    Darth Kobius.

    Sorry, hands down Kobe all day. Especially in the 4th quarter. One of the greatest closers.

  9. “LeBRON knows that we know he is great, and he is happy with that.

    KOBE is never happy.”

    And that right there, is all you need to know.

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