DP x WAL-MART

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I went hard up in Wal-Mart while I was in the ‘A’.

They have the exclusive Marvel Legends action figures (copped an Ultimate War Machine and an Ultimate Nick Fury). They have the sody pop that I go bananas for (Mountain Dew blue will rott your teeth while you sleep) and they are open 24 hours a day for when you get a Lucky Charms jones at 3am.

18 Responses to “DP x WAL-MART”

  1. a-one says:

    I tried that blue mtn dew yesterday. It even smells crack!

    The best part of wal mart @ 3am is that guy on the zamboni cleaning the floor. Or rather spreading the dirt around more evenly. The worst part about walmarts @ 3am is when they have the area your most needed item is in roped off so they can wax the floor.

  2. Royal says:

    Never a dull moment and DP dot com.
    How was that Tahitian Treat? We used to drink that shit during halftime in high school. It was like negro Gatorade…it had us going in hard for about 3 minutes, then crashing like stocks in 29′.
    Any word of who they got coming in as Rhodes in Iron Man 2? Heard Terrance Howard was out, even though light skinned is back in.

  3. nerditry says:

    @Royal : Last I heard it was Don Cheadle.

    Down here, when you’re bored and it’s past midnight, head to Wally.

  4. DirtyJerz says:

    “…go to your meeting, figure out a cure for cancer, can you do that? and then tell me about your f*cking meeting!”ROFL

    Super WalMart down south stays winning! Pluots!?!? Word is Bawn! that Mountain Dew Voltage® is straight quarter water w/bubbles, B

  5. Ernest Paniccioli says:

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    Dallas, I thought you had left all us mere mortals and sold out to Twitter or Google or some of those other MATRIX internets overlords.
    Glad you’re back among the common folk, doing you.
    Peace, Ernie

  6. Ernest Paniccioli says:

    Sheeeettttttttt. I was in ATL bored out my face after 10pm they close the doors and lock the city.
    Only thing open is the IHOP (where all the cross dressers, two dollar pimps, oregano salesmen, three dollar, bad weave hookers and loud mouth crack heads assemble. Looks like a scene from a Black Fellini movie.

    The only other thing I found open is the pron parlors and the cheesy strip clubs where the patrons wear heavy faux diamond chains, have humongous garish SUV’s with tires bigger than a car and Crunk bumping out the windows in speakers the size of Brooklyn.
    You know it’s boring when the hang out spot is W-Mart.
    Peace, Ernie

  7. Jonny D says:

    aaaaah Tahitian Treat! I definitely fuck with that. Throw a little vodka in there and just go to town. Try it out and get back to me.

  8. the_dallas says:

    I see Nerditry filled in nicely with the, ahhh, nerditry. Don Cheadle as Rhodes is a better look than Slickback because Don Cheadle can act his ass off.

    I am not gonna up tomorrow’s drops until 6am and hopefully I won’t have as many typos

  9. Kiana says:

    My granny use to say Mountain Dew was like piss in a bottle so I never could get down with it, but Tahitian Treat sounds kinda good! And at first I was wondering why this was tagged wig owners but then you started talking about coming up with cures for cancer at meetings and I was like ‘oh lawd, the dallas is back’! lmao…

  10. billy peru says:

    ain’t that some shit. all along wal-mart’s been formulating its business plan based (no pun) off of crackheads. i’m never gonna look at a roll back the same again.

  11. Tahitian treat is an original. my homie brought some back from Texas cuz his dad used to go hard with it back in the day

    Where’s the Toy pictures? had me wantin to get a War Machine figure myself ha

  12. chief racka says:

    You can spend the whole day at Walmart playing video games, watching movies, eating. They got McDonalds, and the classy ones got Subway. All that and you can leave the store with a shotgun and/or rifle.

  13. Jdotnicholas says:

    Tahitian Treat is a Philly staple. Get your Philly Beard tight with Tahitian Treat.

  14. B-Double says:

    Ha! Love it. The last minute of the vid should be required viewing for, basically, everyone on Twitter. Props.

    http://yourfavoritewhiteboy.com/2009/02/25/peep-this-dallas-penn-hits-wal-mart/

  15. J™ says:

    Great video. You need a 30 minute spot on Sundays on HBO or something.

    Maybe you should set up a meeting.

  16. Damon Brown says:

    You need to get on that Tahitian Treat. Word to South Jersey.

  17. a-one says:

    Know what? On Masta Ace’s “Soda & Soap” when he said Tihitian Treat I thought it was just a filler line. wtf

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