Jessica Rabbit >>> JESSICA BIEL x JESSICA SIMPSON + JESSICA ALBA and the square root of JESSICA LANGE.
You do the math…
Jessica Rabbit’s official measurements are 40-23-40.
That is what you should affectionately call a brick shithouse. Barbie might be 50yrs old, but she doesn’t have a hotdamn thing on Jessica Rabbit.
My whole Jessica Rabbit drop flew out of my head after I peeped this video from Royal who found this Woman’s History Month angel from the pr0n don a/k/a H8torade
UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE
Here’s a Women’s History Month bonus video from our good friends over at Random Thoughts for those of you that felt a little weird watching the little kids in the background of the previous clip.
holla at jesikah maximus
http://www.blackjackskanz.com/video-vixen/jesikah-maximus-jamaica/
ok definitely going to Brazil before I die
can someone repost after editing out the little kids? Ruining it for a brother…
or maybe I’m just hatin’. Lucky little bastards!!!
Dallas, Wow! 2 million times better than the normal stinky overpriced ghey sneakers and Kanghey West shit you have normally on your site.
That video was like 4 cups of expresso. More dimes, less bum ass crappers er rappers. Ernie
Polo,
Them shorties are winning. They were close enough to smell that mayhem.
I also love that she works out in the gym with ‘fuck me hard’ high heels on.
Well aware of Mulher Melancia.
Hot damn! I’m gonna be hearing that “Kdddrewww Kdddrewww ” music in my sleep.
I about lost it when I initially spotted that video over @ h8torade. Brazil stays winning in the ass shaking department. I know one thing is for sure, them dumpers might lure you to go down there on some tourist shit, but if you’ve ever seen City of God you know damn well niggas in the slums do not play.
Lil Ze’ goes harder then most these cats running around now.
That brazillian ass leaves fools mesmerized (no ja rule/ashanti).
the watermelon woman is truly a brazilian national treasure! i peeped this about a month ago and yeah i was kind of shocked by the row of grinning kids, but i got agree with dp. no doubt that is a win for those kids. to be 12 or 13 and to be that close to the power and the glory just boggles the mind.
Cracking me up is all them kids and not a mom in sight….and what looks like a gaggle of non-workout pops!!! Also, what’s up with dem cats still working out? I have to hope they’re extras because even chelsea boys would take a time out for that.
LORD HAVE MERCY
I’m str8 up hatin on her…I never had skills like those.
I got this on at the office this morning. I politic’d a twitter shortie into sending the kid some Backshots yesterday……………..she went right in the bathroom and then sent em. Then you hit me wit the first video.
My yesterday>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>today
wow thanks i needed 2 see that before i died.
Nice! © Borat
One.
LOL @ “UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE * UPDATE”
I just jizzed in my pants…