This saturday the Dallas Cowboys will visit the Carolina Panthers at Bank of America Stadium. The Panthers have a playoff berth and homefield advantage at stake. The Cowboys are in desperate need of a win to keep their playoff hopes alive.
Cowboys hang the Panthers for Christmas due to the ‘Curse of RAE CARRUTH’.
The ‘Curse’ has been with the Panthers ever since the problematic Carolina wide receiver RAE CARRUTH arranged a hit on one of his B.M.’s (baby’s momma) to avoid paying her child support.
In other NFL action…
Giants vs. Redskins – With all the Injuns opening up casinos across the country you might be tempted to put a few chips on these much improved ‘Skins, but keep in mind that the Giants are actually from New Jersey a/k/a MafiaLand. Do you remember what happened to JIMMY HOFFA when he ass bet with house money?
Patriots at Jets – Now that Congress has renewed the Patriot Act and the Transportation Safety Administration has lessened the restrictions for airline travel the double entendre and irony are flying high. Don’t expect any fireworks from this contest though because these Jets blow, and I’m definitely not talking about Lockerbie.
Damn that curse!! It has affected too many lives!
If the Pats win this year, that too will be a curse/conspiracy… like the last they won. I blame Bush.
COLTS! 13-1!!
FELLAS! Y’all need to try and get this one ^ up here pregnant! She does web designs like a motherfucker AND she watches fottball.
Nice post.
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