Bay Watch…

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If you asked me last year right after the trade of JASON BAY to the Red Sox and MANNY RAMIREZ to the Dodgers I woiuld have told you that the Sox got jobbed. JASON BAY was a serviceable outfielder, but I didn’t believe he was the Yankee killer that RAMIREZ was. Boy, was I wrong. BAY has been lights out against Boston’s most dreaded rival hitting over .500 in the five games played this season with 3 HRs and 10 RBIs.

I love JASON BAY’s swing because it reminds me of MIKE PIAZZA [ll]. That is to say that I think he has the classic two-handed follow through of some of the best right handed hitters. What I am also learning about BAY is that he hasn’t changed his stroke from the one he used while in Pittsburgh.

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I owe a bit of an apology to RAFI KAM since I told him that roto-leaguers knew stats but they didn’t know players who had a feel for the game.

As of this moment Boston is in second place in the American League East behind Toronto. That is sure to change before the All-Star game. DAVID ORTIZ has been slumping and the rest of the Red Sox lineup has to get in gear. The teams offense has been primarily BAY and KEVIN YOUKILIS.

I’m sorry I slept on BAY. He may end up being an All-Star in July.

With only less than 15% of the baseball season completed I would give JASON BAY 3.5/5 swimsuit PAM ANDERSON’s.

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7 Responses to “Bay Watch…”

  1. HowfreshEats says:

    Bay is becoming a Yankee killer. He was a beast with Pitt- .900 plus OPS. Don’t hate him yet as I do Youk, Pedroia, Papi, Paps and so on. Without Manny, Papi ain’t shit. No protection. Not one HR this year.

    Love the swimsuit rating. Wright must get 1. Right?

  2. yesimwinnin says:

    Im lightweight new to the site so I dont exactly know who writes what, but I’m assuming dallas had something to do with this being published…arent you folks yankee/met fans? Im from the bay area (richmond) and i steadily fuck with the mets. whats good with showing johan some love…hes been our bright spot…he definately deserves 4 pam andersons for his performance thus far

  3. the_dallas says:

    The Mehs are my team but they have been amazingly mediocre. I’m working on something called Meet the Mehs. I’ll whip that up in a day or so. Thx.

  4. MoMo says:

    Manny banned from 50 games!? And i was looking forward to tuesday game against the phillies.

  5. rafi says:

    bay’s not really the masher manny is but red sox built a system that just doesnt need a star. but forget baseball…i really just want credit for turning you on to das racist.

  6. the_dallas says:

    ^ Do you know how crazy I am going for Das Racist right now?!? That shit is my theme music.

  7. rafi says:

    das racist!
    das racist!
    das racist!
    das racist!

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