I Needed These A Long Time Ago…

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In a galaxy far, far away…

Some savvy internets marketer who knows I dig hell’a hard on Star Wars sent me an e-mail on behalf of this company making customized USB flash drives. Woo hoo! Maybe I should buy some 8-track cassettes while I am at it?

Just last week there was an internets convention here in NYC and they were giving away 4GB flash drives. If I were enterprising and not just into free shit I could have corralled as many free flash drives as possible and then gone over to Target to buy some Star Wars action figures and packaged the two together.

I’m sure that would be just as valuable as this twenty dollar 1GB flash drive these dudes as shilling. Okay, I give them props for setting up the Imperial ceremony scene even though it was stormtroopers guarding Darth Vader and Lord Sidious and not clone troopers. Ah well, I imagine there are still some fanboys with a few coins to drop on these, and look, with every purchase free USB snuggly.

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4 Responses to “I Needed These A Long Time Ago…”

  1. Robbie says:

    I like the MPC-2000 USB sticks a little better.

  2. 40 says:

    Damn Dallas I could have used some of those 4Gb USB joints.

    Thumb Drives/Jump Drives/Memory Sticks/Whatever you call them are the new blank CDs – and way more environmentally responsible.

  3. Combat Jack says:

    No Lando Calrissian? Black man stays losing.

  4. Grand Master says:

    dang! they hit your email and don’t even send over some “review” samples?

    hold out on ’em til they drop some hotness your way homeboy (nhjic)

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