SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

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The Not For Long wk 5 is almost in the books and the scrum for the top spot continues. Basically everyone that is in the pool is one stellar week from taking over the lead. Okay, maybe two stellar weeks, but with 12 weeks still left in the pool the free sneakers belong to anybody who really wants them.

*Commissioner’s note: There will be no adidas available this year. Sorry folks. I know Dart Adams is a super three stripe stan but there are some administrative issues this year with adidas and DP.com that you may have heard about. Yeah, well, c’est la vie.

I decided to go in with the entire field of poolers for this drop since we are passing the 1/4 mark of the season. No one should feel counted out but the poolers with zero need to step their game up. Those were two slots that someone else could have filled with the intentions of getting the glory.

1 Jesse 47
2 THE UNSEEN 46
2 Chief Okoye 46
2 Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 46
5 JayWho??? 45
5 theotherstevesmith 45
5 cocotaso 45
8 PurplePeopleEatersPause 44
9 Home Cookin’ 43
9 DA’s Wonder Twins 43
11 Suck a Dick Butkus 42
11 Brooklyn Gyrl 42
11 Vick Flair 42
11 Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 42
15 EFFBOMBS 41
15 Slaug_ter House 41
15 KoolMick_Lovin 41
15 titansfan78 41
15 Fearless Vampire Killers 41
15 Madden Corleone 41
15 BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 41
15 King Blair Doo-Dooing on YOU 41
23 furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 40
23 BananaClipse 40
25 nuh nuh nuh… gone 39
25 DirtyJerz 39
25 No Skinny Jeans Allowed 39
25 BXPittFan 39
25 blackneckid 39
30 BANITTLES 37
30 Ruffway Bruisers 37
32 Las Baja Panties 36
33 Dumb Penalties 34
33 Angela Propertalks 34
33 Big Rils 34
33 MichelleObama’sDip 34
37 AC 33
37 The Roxbury Gun Club 33
39 Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
40 CtrlAltMalik 30
41 Rent a Dread 27
42 KeeksPicks 25
43 FiftySickz 16
43 dat520 16
45 Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
45 RLtron 9
45 BROADYOLOGY 9
48 Hold the Throne 7
49 SP Squad 0
49 Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again 0

The competition is for real for real this year. Jesse has seen the top spot twice already. Maybe this is the year that Joe Flacco’s Unibrow aka The FreshXpress aka Amadeo Sogni finally breaks through and gets his trophy. He has been one of the top poolers every year. Watch out for the ladies on the come up this year too. I think Angie from ProperTalks told me she was going with whatever team had her favorite colors.

5 Responses to “SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!”

  1. bananaclipse says:

    Ima stay close then make the leap to the top by the end of the year. Victory is in my clutches

  2. 1969 says:

    Suck a Dick Butkus….Best team name…LOL

  3. kiana says:

    I give up. LOL…I hope you do this for bball season though. PT has a fool proof method for making picks.

  4. Tony Grands says:

    “Slaug_ter House”

    Rotfle Mayo!!!!!!!!

  5. CtrlAltMalik says:

    I missed 2 weeks so I’m pretty much out of it. Fuck

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