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Gwen Guthrie – ‘Ain’t Nothing Goin’ On’

It was just a few years ago that Kansas City Chiefs All-Pro tailback[ll] LARRY JOHNSON had almost as many Roc chains as Memphis Bleek. You don’t get those baubles by baring your breasts on Bourbon Street either. You have to work your tail off to come up on those necklaces. Back in those days Jay-Z and L-J were roomies in a multi-million dollar Trump Tower condo.

Then Jay-Z had to fux shit up by getting married. And Larry had to fux shit up hanging around Fantasia. Jay-Z even repo’d some of the Roc chains that Larry had been rocking.

The real nail in the coffin was Larry getting fired from his day job. Now who is gonna go splitsies on the condo with Jay? A milli is a big nut to swallow[ll] with an NFL unemployment check. Good thing LeBron is still throwing up the Roc sign. Maybe Jeter is in the market for a roommate.

I feel bad for Larry though.

I’m sure he’s gonna miss the camaraderie.

Fux a camaraderie! This shit is war. The DP.com football pool is like a bunch of rowdy schoolkids on the back of the bus. Everybody is pulling and tugging each other [ll], but the leader remains the same. Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow can’t be stopped. I don’t just simply need him to fall off, but I need everyone in the top10 to take a dive. That way I can gift myself this XBox360 DJ Hero prizepack.

Do I have an XBox360? No. But beating the ass off all of you poolers would be priceless. I want the glory more than the videogame. I want to say that I beat the best fux’n pick ’em poolers on these here internets. After that happens I am good.

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