Throwing In The Towel For The Win…

iverson

ALLEN IVERSON is set to retire but just in case you even cared he still regards himself as a player in the top tier of the Association.

Iverson was a great player and I wish that he had put his mind together on ‘finishing’ as opposed to ‘starting’. I hope he comes back into the Association again before the new year so that he can possibly land himself on the All-Star team, but then again on second thought, if he has a problem with coming off the bench…

iverson

iverson

Iverson wasn’t the only headline for the Association this Thanksgiving. JASON KIDD just dimed his way into second place all time in the assists column. KIDD has been one of the better point guards to play over the last decade, or has he?

JOHN STOCKTON isn’t just the GOAT because he wore the tightest tightpants of any post-millenial player. Stockton’s career assist total is the combination of two(2) top tier players careers. With over 15,000 assists Jason Kidd would have to add Iverson’s assists to his in order to come close to Stockton.

MARK ‘Action’ JACKSON, whom Kidd just eclipsed was a fundamentally different player from Kidd. Jackson turned over the ball a little less while Jason stole the ball from opponents a lot more than Jackson did. The stat that blows me away though is the number of triple doubles that Jason has accrued fron the point guard position.

Those are numbers that belong to taller playmakers who post up closer to the basket. Those guys operate in a smaller office space closer to the rim where shots, rebounds and opportunities to pass to people at point blank range abound. Jason Kidd has been steadily making plays from over twenty feet away from the basket.

Who knows though? If Jason Kidd had been into tightpants [ll] maybe he’d already have gotten a title?

iverson

3 Responses to “Throwing In The Towel For The Win…”

  1. Tony Grands says:

    DP!

    This is his biggest temper tantrum yet. Too bad. But, I never liked sloppy seconds my damn self, so….in a relay race, the last dude to touch the baton is usually the most celebrated. Just saying.

    We already have the skinny jeans, maybe the shorts will make a comeback. [||]?

  2. shit, all things come to an end. just like this comment bout this nigga.

    but as a half Indian (West Indian), i wish u a Happy Family Day, cause i can’t fuck wit the other meaning. too disrespectful to my folks. all of em.

    enjoy the day wit the fam, big bruh. blow kisses at the missus and help wit the dishes!

  3. mercilesz says:

    dude is goin to the hall of fame 1st round….really doesnt matter if he ever touches a basketball again. “Im to rap what allen iversons to georgetown”_sadat x

Leave a Reply