Just like the Russian mafia is more hardbody than anything we have ever made (except for maybe our CIA), the Russian Rick Ross is way more hardbody than the rapper Rick Ross, who is actually a former corrections officer named William Leonard Roberts II.
Yo, is Ross wearing mascara [ll]?!?
Peep how this Russian dude is so bad ass that not only is his profanity bleeped, but he has to have a blackout strip placed over his mouth so that you can’t even read his lips. Rostislav Rossky is so gangster that he shakes down pimps and even the ONLY African dude bootlegging in Russia. Sonn is more hardbody than John Gotti.
This isn’t simply vodka money he is playing around with either, this is that fur-trapper Siberian prison oil money that the Russian Rick Ross is flaunting.
Officer Ricky might can make it rain, but Rostislav Rossky can make it Ruble.
Props to Dmitry the Brooklyn Jew for the link
Holy crap, that’s funny… Reminds me too that first Ross album had some hot joints, “Pots and Pans” prolly being the apotheosis of soul-hook Southern crack rap. Fuck Jeezy & esp. fuck Jay-Z for wasting all our time with a Jeezy track on BP3. After that, my tolerance for Ross fell dramatically, even if he has some decent beats.
re: Russians, they Eastern Euro mob is fortunate that crime = politics, and that there’s no “Godfather” or “Sopranos” to make pursuing it worth the hassle, except once in a while.
Dmitry, if you see this, do you know if Marat Balagula is still alive? Internets are giving out conflicting info.
re: CIA, next time you’re at Grand Army BPL see if they have “Inside The CIA” by Andrew Tully on the shelves, DP. Published 1962– after Bay of Pigs, natch– and cuts very close to the bone even while accepting some Agency activities as necessary (as seen through Cold War lens).
The BIG question two years later, of course, is: does an Agency– or rogue elements within it– more or less skilled (depending on the situation) at forcing regime change dare it on U.S. soil?
Yeah, Russians can be goddamn frightening.
http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n4/htdocs/yo.php
Need I say more?
“…Whip it broccoli,
Whip it, whip it broccoli!”
LMAO. I just love how Ugo flips it in da beg. Ross Says Miami. And Ugo says Kiev. Ross rides in a BMW sedan, Ugo rides in a Mercedas G class SUV. Its like da Bizarro seinfeld episode.
@Willis Still Sunsweet WWIB, Im not sure about Marat Balagula. BUt i know he was released from prison in 04 after being sentenced to prison for some huge credit card scam. Dat dude was raw he had like a robin hood complex. I think i might’ve saw him outside at a restaurant called Rasputin. Real rich russian restaurant on coney island ave.U have to have GUAP to eat der. Dude had mad heads around him.
OH and i got some update on Marat Balagula. My Parents good friend who lives in Brighton says her father knows Marat Personally. He lives in Oceana, like da most expensive closed gated community in brooklyn also located on Brighton.
this joint started off grimey started to get a little cheesy in the end. when he buddies started money fighting. i would say the chicks need to be wearing less but it’s 3x colder over there. i can’t understand a word he is saying but i like this joint.
American hooligans would be lunchmeat in lesser fortunate countries.
Hardbody is surviving a winter in Syberia, wear dudes have to wear fur from animals that would otherwise eat them for their own survival.
Fuck outta here with a mink.
ivan koloff would approve
2 things I think of when I hear Russia
Ivan Koloff (one mean SOB who scared me a little as a kid)
“Alligator , go home!” line from the dog in the woody woodpecker cartoon
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still haven’t watched the clip….I will when I need to be cheered up….
Ayo guys, this shit is straight outta Ukraine, not Russia.
That’s what exactly happens when the US sponsors democracy in Eastern Europe states
Word up straight from Kremlin
thanks Misha
spaceeba
but i grew up during the cold war……the ussr and all that encompassed is still in my mind….
No problem with me at all – just wanted to let y’all know the fact, guys 🙂
Alright then, gotta go feed my pet bear