“Dayyyyum, these Nets sux!”
What a piss poor franchise the Nets have become. The Kentucky Wildcats, Kansas Jayhawks, Texas Longhorns and a host of NCAA Division-1 teams would pwn these losers. And this is the franchise that they want to relocate to Brooklyn?
The Brooklyn deal is reportedly short some bucks right now, but supposedly this Russian dude with wild billions is gonna save the project.
I vote ‘NYET’ to Moscow on Atlantic Avenue. If the developer Bruce Ratner were a smart man he would simply nix the arena deal put some other shit in that empty space. Maybe Wal-Mart? Maybe affordable office space? Brooklyn certain has enough places to shop. What the boro needs is places for her residents to work and be trained with skills that would allow people to work on their own shit. If there is a place in New York where the hipster ideal has proven to be a sustainable way of life Brooklyn is the place.
Hopefully then Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z won’t have to take silly pictures holding those crappy jerseys and simply allow the Nyets to remain playing their home games in crappy New Jersey.
You know what I just thought of? If Mayor Bloomberg and Jay-Z formed a rap group they could call themselves the B-Jayz [ll].
I mean….is there anyone for this thing? I mean have you met anyone who wants a stadium in the middle of downtown bk? I haven’t….
^ Me either, but the corporate devil does not care about what we want. Only way to stop it is get on our “project mayhem” BK steez.
“project mayhem” BK steez = disgruntled brooklynites with fauxhawks, lip gloss, and skinny jeans
That being said
“project mayhem” > “project mayhem” BK steez
Hispanic NBA players = not good
and I’m a 6’5″ hispanic dude
no staduims in the city like when they was talking about moving the jets into the city. do these fuckers think about the traffic yeah you bring more cash into the city is it worth it.
I still don’t understand why a deal hasn’t been brokered to relocate the Clippers. Just saying.
GET THESE NETS………….or better yet take them back..cause they started off as the new york americans in the ABA
Don’t forget the Jets survived at Shea. Johnson needs to sell more Q-Tips. He would’ve had the railyards already.
Who’s gonna pay to see the Brooklyn Nets? The only part on lock with that move is the merchandising, and major fail if it don’t say Brooklyn.
you know what, while we’re at it…
Jets have been in meadowlands for over 20 years…….giants longer than that…
why do they start tv broadcasts from home games….saying and showing Times Square.
“We’re right outside of Times Square today” ..no you’re not…………
Brooklyn Nets will succeed because those russian ruble-aires….have deep pockets…so the guy or group that’s purchasing them can make things happen.
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Having grown up during the reagan eracold war..it’s incredibly funny to me that the toughest man in the world(the title given to the heavyweight boxing champ) is Russian…………..average maxim reader thinks the sexiest women in the world are from Russia……and the owner of a franchise once called the “New York Americans” is a Russian………….
what a country!
$yk,
the gear will most def. have brooklyn emblazened on the logo..
because of new york centered media.film, ad industry..and hip hop …the world knows brooklyn….
The starting five intro music should be the theme to “welcome back kotter” to keep it funky.
^LOL
Hmmm @ Rocky 4 being a foretell…and fail for the played out 44th & Bway “shot”…and sitting in the swamps of Now Jerusalem…
the Nyets should start the following 5
andrei kirolinko(utah jazz)
ivan drago( rocky 4)
wladimir klitschko(fresh off knocking out some black heavyweight)
vitali klitschko( same as above)
collosus( x men)
and have the national anthem sung by..who else
Nikolai Volkoff…..
Why didn’t you let the head coach be Yakov Smirnoff?
LOL @ colossus
Russian mob would get that paper in downtown Bklyn with them freshly built homes and real estate at their disposal…a turf war no doubt…with that thought I actually see this happening…
“the head coach be Yakov Smirnoff”
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head coach is the russian goon from the wire “boris”
If Kirolinko started, he’d have to sink money into YouTube, so cats would forget about D. Wade resting his nuts on his clavicle.
They could serve Black Russians @ the concession stands.
^^^Peep the double meaning. Ha!
word…TG
courtesy of Eddie Murphy in 48 hours
or the Black cornerman for Drago in Rocky 4
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That Russian dude is Niaomi Campbell’s boyfriend.
RIP to Tomlinson’s San Diego Charger career…
if you don’t think Russians* are gully…
watch this youtube clip and forward to 1 minute mark…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYy689fm1Ic
*or guys who play russian on tv….