Wayne Brady got the epic fucked the fuck up hairline.
Where do I discuss this shit?
TWitter.
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Lemme go in on this dude[||]
Wayne needs to jump on them Bosley hair commercials.
His forehead looks like a greasy black projection screen
You can tell he’s a frequent customer at “Lids”
His hairline in LITERALLY scared of his breath.
On the bright side, he saves money because he only needs to use half the package of texturizer at a time.
How is his doo rag line an inch from his eyebrows but a yard away from his hairline?
Son is pioneering the new hairstyle, the No-hawk.
Duke had a pounding headache so they had to give him a sonogram. He found out he’s 4 months along. I wonder who’s the dad.
Who knew skinny jeans had a barbershop?
Looks like a moldy chocolate peanut m&m grew a body…
People think he’s wearing a yamaka from far away…
Dude’s rocking the diet Sherman Hemsley…
Steve Harvey could give him some advice…
Top slipped off like Janet at the Supa Bo’ (c) Drizzy
homie got the Big Sean goatee with the Inglourious Basterds hairline – nicca lookin like somebody done scalped his ass.
“AN’ I’M GON’ GIT MY SCALPS!” (c) brad pitt in Inglourious Basterds
nicca got the tweezed eyebrows lookin like the black i Fux and shit
nicca got the twitchin’ lip on some Cam’ron and Mase come home with me type shit
nicca got the Proactiv complexion p-diddy “gotta preserve my sexy” type jump off
nicca rockin the black cashmere crewneck on some si[ll]ky smooth type jump off – don’t make me BMMOT[ll] you, wayne, i’ll do it, homie, i will GO IN [ll]
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I think would want you to go in on him[||]
I think he’d invite you
nicca lookin like somebody done scalped his ass
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Mid-scalping he remembered he had some shit to do.
That would fit under the category of getting your shit pushed in.
Damn…should he just draw some of that shit in w/a Sharpee like Jermaine Jackson?
Damn…should he just draw some of that shit in w/a Sharpee like Jermaine Jackson?
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Jermaine (who has a son named Jermajesty, btw) has got the worst case of Lego hair that I’ve ever seen.
I have nothing to say but damn. His shit is all fucked up.
He gots to cut ALL that sh*t off, B! Das dat SuperCuts colored-person’s cut,….
Every Black barbershop got the same poster with all the hairlines on it. If your hairline is not pictured on numbers 1-20? Baldy, B! Thats the black man standard.
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“& I repeat, “Steve Harvey could give him some advice”. Can’t crop it, chop it.
Ladies love that “Hawk” from ‘Spencer For Hire’ dome. [ll]. How else do you explain why Ving Rhames & Seal get ‘tang? He’s like a Black George Costanza, refusing to just “let it go”-(c) Teddy P.
He guest hosted on foxxhole radio and they baked him…
“never saw a brother with a faded yarmulke”
they said he had a stevie wonder forehead..
the only person with worse shapeup is the man that used to coach Arkansas basketball..Nolan Richardson
That shit has always creeped me out..
DAMN!!! WB needs to go back to supercuts and get his $5 back. But if wayne brady heard dis all he would say is:
“DONT MAKE WAYNE BRADY CHOKE A BITCH”!!!!!
after his cut….barber hands hima a mirror…
is wayne brady gonna have to choke a barber?