Shannon Brown Is Spider-Man…

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I predict that the Lakers’ SG SHANNON BROWN will win the 2010 Sprite NBA All-Star Dunk Contest wearing a Spider-Man costume.

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32 Responses to “Shannon Brown Is Spider-Man…”

  1. sealsaa says:

    Battle of the century? P’SHAW! Supes could snap Spidey’s neck and be beating Mary Jane’s guts before his body even hits the ground.

    No Kobe this all-star weekend makes me 🙁

  2. Tony Grands says:

    You already know…

    *goes to archives*

  3. Tony Grands says:

    2. Tony Grands Says:December 17th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Jellybean Jr is a beast. I hope he plays @ least another 10 years.

    I’ve said it a few times this season, right here on DP.com…LakersFTMFW!

    Y’all been checking out the boy Shannon “no relation to Chris” Brown lately?

    Dude is a baller. & he’s still mad young. Nigga got hops like a crack head on Cops. Poor Adam Morrison came with him [ll] in that trade & never had that break out action to earn real minutes. SBeezy (no Slum) is next in line when Fishnets decides to take Brian Shaw’s spot next to Phil.

  4. Rob says:

    Grands

    Idk man, word is The lake show been askin around about Devin Harris or Kirk Hinrich. If they land Harris somehow I dont see dude comin off the bench. Dont think we need him, especially when i cant think of anyone I’d like to see go. I doubt they’d take Sasha and Mbenga lol

  5. Tony Grands says:

    ^^Mbenga is hilarious to me. He looks like Super Jar Jar Binks.

    Yeah, if the got the talent, of course that would put him on the bench. But if the Lakes are smart, which they are, they’d cultivate Shannon into the guard he can be in a couple of years. He has mad potential.

    & I agree, nobody wants “The Machine” except us, & thats only 1/3 of the time lol.

  6. Tony Grands says:

    Kirk Hindrich would be hard. Just enough of not being big-headed to fit in, feel me? I don’t know much about Devon Harris, but I’ve seen Kirk play enough to know that he would prolly compliment Kobe’s missteps nicely.

    Oh yeah, Sasha fuxed up when he cut his hair & started dating models. I’m glad tho, because those little ass headbands he was wearing were extra ghey. [ll] me calling a man “The Machine”.

  7. I had that big ass comic book!

  8. 6 100 says:

    ^^
    Speaking of big ass. . . .

    http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/big-butt-healthy?src=rss

    [||] I got it from Google fast flip. . .Isn’t that a racist way to talk about a Filipino Track Star?

  9. getthesenets says:

    Don’t think the Nets would part with Harris….but I think he’d be a better fit.

    super fast….athletic and can play defense….. he could be the perimeter defender that they lost when they shipped Ariza out…..

    Hinrich is actually a nice player..a true combo guard and holding it down as one of the last good white (american) players left in the league..but Harris brings more of the qualities that Derek Fisher doesn’t have, to the table….

    Mbenga…..and all African(born) centers…should give a tenth of their salary to Akeem Olajuwon….he’s the reason you’re in the league…lot of those guys are multilingual….wonder how many ways they can say the word “Stiff”?

  10. Tony Grands says:

    @getthese

    Idk where you live, but I’m in L.A. & of course, crazy Laker coverage.

    Anyhoo, they was a skirmish between Mbenga & Pau Gasol one day in practice, this nigga DJ looked like he was ready to do some Dhalsim moves.

    That’s Street Fighter for y’all young knonada’s.

    Kirk would give them what they don’t have. A White cat who can play. Luke Walton’s middle name is ‘Warm’, ha!

    Is that Asian dude still on the team? Sun?

  11. the_dallas says:

    If the Nets move Harris they officially become a D-iI NCAA squad.

    I remember that I first started fuxing with Wale[ll] on the strength of his line about the “Nets getting rid of Kidd like a miscarraige”. Ouch!

  12. @ get

    No Manute Bol?

    The Nets don’t have anything to win anyway (see that?) so they should give Harris a transfer. I just wanna see how Stern is gonna fukk them outta the1st pick. (II) The Nets should be slurping Avery Johnson to take that job if they want anyone to watch them in Brooklyn.

    p.s. the celeb all star game was utter doo-doo

  13. Rob says:

    Yeah I think it was ESPN mag where i read the Lakes were eyeing Harris cuz Fish lost a step defensively. I think he left that step in Utahbut whatever.

    Anybody know the trade deadline? Could prA’li look it up but… yeah, feelin lazy like that

  14. getthesenets says:

    TG,

    I didn’t know Mbenga could fight. good to know….he’s a dispensable goon off the bench if any fracas jumps off in the playoffs…..so Ron won’t risk missing a game or 2.

    Yea….that dude who came over from the Bucks is still here,Yi something….he’s an average player.

    =========================

    Dal,

    nets couldn’t qualify for the N.I.T. this year….
    Harris is good..and he’s the only marketable, tradebait..er I mean player they have.

    J.Kidd is really one of the alltime great WINNING players…. the years the nets were going to the finals and playing well…kidd’s supporting cast wasn’t any better talentwise than the assorted parts they have now…..to quote a line from Kane

    Kidd’s game is like spandex/
    it makes ANY ass seem good/

    that’s a cool line by Wale….never heard it before…

    =========================

    $yk,
    ehehhe a transfer….some white dude and1’d Harris a few years back on a playground in the UK…..he hasn’t been the same since…

    Draft has been garbage for a few years….

    so Stern can miss me with that switcheroo fake lotto shit anyway.

    Nets need a better than average, ny media friendly coach….

    Avery Johnson is a good coach,but when OTHER country mofos are laughing at your country accent(cedric in kings of comedy)…you’ve got NO WINS in front of newyork press

  15. the_dallas says:

    Yo @ 10:45 EST the Association just officially went gheyer than a bag of dildos. Some half a homo Black dude on NBA TV was interviewing Paul Pierce and touched his leg ever so lightly. That shit was homo to def

  16. Tony Grands says:

    Thanks DP…

    I need a mind-rape shower now 🙁

  17. Tony Grands says:

    Getthese,

    That big ass dude knows some form of martial arts. He said it in an interview beginning of the season. He was about to 2pc the spainard.

    I’m off Ron’s animal instincts kicking in. I assume he started taking his meds again. Prolly a contract stipulation via Kobe.

  18. Tony Grands says:

    Getthese,

    Black belt in Judo.

    Yeah, nothing else to do on a Fri night but research a 7 foot congo-nese ball player who’s got a head like an angry fist. Yay Grands…

  19. getthesenets says:

    TG,

    just saw the video clip…..funny stuff

    forgot how diesel dj was…

  20. We Are The World 2010

    EPIC. FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL

  21. Yeah, nothing else to do on a Fri night

    ^ At least you’re not curled up w/wifey on the sofa watching the opening ceremonies like a movie…

  22. getthesenets says:

    TG

    I forgot what part of the continent Gbenga was from..I thought he had studied Angolan martial arts.

    Speaking of which..anybody into martial arts flicks…they have one coming out centered around Brazilian capoeria , it’s called “Besouro”… the trailer is bananas.

    I could swear I remember Gbenga punking Shaq a while ago when he played for the Mavs…..now I know why The Big Fornicator backed down…

  23. king blair says:

    Mattel dropping DC vs MOTU figures dis summer first joint is Supes and He-man with the premium 4horsemen sculpt

  24. the_dallas says:

    I’m not really happy with Mattel sculpts lately. I’m a super stan for Batman and I had to fall back on the Public Enemies figures

  25. Tony Grands says:

    Speaking of epic fails…..HAS ANYONE SEEN THE TRAILER FOR TEKKEN?!?!?!?!?!…

    Yeah, DJ is a big man. [ll]…

    $yk, nah mayne, worse. Cuddled up watching our son suffer. Dude is sick with a fever 🙁 Oh, was Mike in the video??…

    Y’all hear about the Russian olympiad who died today @ practice. Sad shit.

  26. Yeah they got MJ in it. Wayne/T-Pain/Akon on auto-tune, Clef howling at the moon, will.i.am’s wack bars (II), we get a good view up Streisands nose, the rappers yelling for free lunch, Jamie Foxx doing Ray Charles, it was a horrible look.

    Jen Hudson did the song justice. And I commend Ye for grouping the AA situations together, like don’t just favor one.

    Hope little man gets better.

  27. getthesenets says:

    rappers yelling for free lunch………………

    will rap for food….

  28. getthesenets says:

    2010 dunk contest was straight wack……

    missed dunks,,where they do THAT at?

    no flair, no charisma……and then THE worst part…..they had “Air Up There” present the award to Nate…..

    Air won the “other” version of the 2010 dunk contest

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMEV1otpfk8

    which was better than the nba version…..

  29. BIGNAT says:

    6 100 Says:

    February 12th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    WOW. Must read for ANYONE born before 1987. . .

    http://www.boingboing.net/2010/02/10/old-nintendo-nes-sys.html

    wtf i have tons of nintendo games my dad shipped me all the ones he could find. along with his system and controllers i hope that game is in the box.

  30. $yk! says:

    Question:

    So since Nate is the 3 time champ should they abolish it?

    Olympic curling>>>>>>slam dunk contest

  31. getthesenets says:

    they should have it every 2 years….

    or make jason kidd the official lob passer

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