I’m about to GO IN partypeople.
I’m about to stretch an unlimited Metrocard to the limits. The MetroCard allows access to MTA buses and subways and this includes the Long Island bus routes as well as the Bee Line bus routes in lower WestChester.
The second part of this mission of madness was inspired by A.J. Wright’s ‘Final Clearance’ sale which is granting 50% off items that bear a yellow clearance ticket. I just bought four (4) Air Jordan warm up jackets for $5 apiece. I gave one to Premium Pete, one is being to shipped to SlumBeezy for his DP.comtributions and I still have two(2) to fux around with.
Today’s mission finds me on the hunt for those bombproof Timbs. They were on yellow tag clearance for $21 so if I find a pair in the size I want they will be $10.50 and that is making me in-FUXING-sane. The idea of coming up on armageddon-proof Timberland boots for less than the price of a movie ticket has inspired me to undertake this journey.
The first leg will find me on the N4 Long Island bus starting from the Freeport hub.
The N4 will leave me in Jamaica, Queens at the E train station Parsons/Archer Aves.
The E train will transfer me to the R train at Queens Plaza then one (1) stop to Lexington/59th St #5 transfer.
Uptown #5 trian to last stop in the Bronx – Dyre Ave and then to eastbound Bx16 bus to Pelham Manor
Pelham Manor A.J. Wright location
Bx16 westbound to Major Deegan Expressway and transfer to BeeLine bus #20 or #21 going north into Yonkers.
Yonkers/Cross County A.J. Wright location
I bet the trip across the Bronx and up to Yonkers will be as long as the trip was just to get to the Bronx.
I may not even copp anything, but the trip will be so fuxing epic.
Or I could just stay home…
If you can find the next Soulja Girl, it will be all worth it…
So long as you have some green twisted and an iPod, I’d be gone already. I’d live for trips like that, and you will get enough material for the site…
you still home???
What’s really good with the new bus design in the top right pic of Times Square? They’re instituting new ones again already?
you need to factor in places to eat and a nice place to take a dump. i could never do something like that i function better at night. i am most productive in the winter time hahahahah
Whoa, there buddy. If you take the N4 to Jamaica, instead of the train take the Q44 toward the Bronx zoo. On the weekend you don’t have to worry about the kids from Sam Bowne slowing the bus down.
If you DO take the R to 59th if you’re in the front conductor car, the second door from the middle let’s you out right at the staircase
Yo Dallas. You gotta peep this book called Fuzz One: A Bronx Chilhood.
Yo – the luge post is THE FUCKING FUNNIEST POST IN HISTORY. LOLOLOLOL x1,000 (no LOL Smiley Face (c) Trey Dongz [ll]))
This trip will be so epic. Take pics!
DP…the 2010 Ibn Battuta:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibn_Battuta
I’m just thinking out but Slumbilical saying “epic” made me think, if DP had the handy-cam, some kind of “Warriors” tribute/parody would be great. Peep o.g. trailer–
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV4cgs-bPic
“We know about Dallas. He’s a heavy outfit.” CUT TO DP in parka and Tims, whatever his beat the cold & slush-beating dress is like.
Cross-Bronx fucking anything is a major pain in the ass, except for 138th & 149th; curious to see how this went.
The trip was as epic as I predicted but the pickings at AJ Wright were horrifically slim. The store sale is now 75% off of yellow ticket items. I felt like a retail vulture picking from the bones of dead apparel.
There were these adidas Attitude Hi joints that were ticketed at $15 so that would have made them $3.75 at the register. Size 13s tho’ so I passed on ’em. As soon as I get paid this week I am buying the memory stick for the new handy-cam.
I’m back baby!
that’s the dp dot comm i know & love (none). yes.