Among the big four professional sports in the United States hockey might be the gheyest hence the people from Canada and Europe are always the best at it. Because fighting is legal Blacks are mostly excluded from the sport. You could just imagine the village that gets set aflame after some jig pummels a dude into a bloody pulp. Europeans haven’t rampaged with pitchforks and torches since Frankenstein so you know they are due.
Anyhoo, when hockey is just doing what it do people are smacking the shit out of one another. Peep superstar Russian player ALEXANDER OVECHKIN give the kiss of death to former teammate and veteran superstar JAROMIR JAGR. Boom!
*Automatic [ll] to this drop (natch)
When were they teammates?
Weren’t they teammates in Ovechkin’s rookie year with the Caps?
Hockey is gheyngsta!
Grand$ you are an animal. Isn’t it 5am on your side of town?
Yeah…you know how us insomniax do it!
He was drafted after the 04 season, and by that time Jagr already skiddaddled to the Rangers. Then there was the lockout so he just chilled in Russia.
I see that Jagr was traded from the Caps in 2004 during the season. My bad. Ovechkin did however clean his clock and hockey still ranks higher in gheyosity than even ghey ass football where one dude puts his hands in a dude’s crotch just to get the play started.
Yeah, ghey as it might be, Iron Man still sips rum out of Stanley Cups. (Unflammable!)
Miracle on Ice/NY Islanders=American supremacy in hockey
Then came Gretzky to crush the buildings. (n)
Once the Russians & Czechs started migrating to the NHL, if you don’t have a couple of them on your team your team is utter doo-doo. They treat hockey like ‘futbol’.
BLADES OF STEEL HAHAHAHAH
Oh Shit!
‘Blades of Steel’
*up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, select, start*
Nah, fux that…
*puts in ‘Double Dribble’*
we murked Canada hockey on their own shyt, in what was the highest viewed sporting event in Canadian history. Meanwhile only 16/308 M watched in the US.
What’s cool, is that I could cheer for my country, where my country is the underdog for once. That doesn’t happen much.
Reminds me of 2002 World Cup futbol. We beat Mexico, buey! In the knockout phase, Rd of 16.
‘Merica, fock yeah!